An Odd Memory from a Score and Three-Quarters back.....

by AK - Jeff 16 Replies latest jw experiences

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    On my return today with some lunch delicacies and a grand bottle of Gewurztraminer to wash it smoothly, I recalled some events from 35 years back that clearly reflect the Apocalyptic mindset of the Jdubs in the pre-Armageddon years.

    The brother of the fellow who brought me this glorious good news that Jehovah's Witlesses were the 'Truth' once took me to his bedroom to show me a small area on his wall that had been repaired by his father recently. Before they replaced the drywall and painted, Marvin elected it prudent to prepare a gift kit for that wall that included a copy of the New World Translation and a copy of the Truth book. His plan was that in the sudden destruction that was to come in the form of the Great Tribulation, he might have all his literature confiscated, and he could simply kick the panel out of the wall and be duly served with 'spiritual food from Jehovah'.

    I must have been correctly impressed with the need to 'heed the day and times and seasons', for a few months later, having left my family home due to 'worldly influence' of my non-witless family and inactive Mother, I was speaking with the elderly sister who had offered me sanctuary so that I might 'declare the truth' as a pioneer. She suggested that we too needed a backup Bible or two for the same reason. So we took two plastic milk containers, cut them so as to create a Bible coffin, then secured it and waterproofed it, paced off a 'secret location' in her backyard and planted it.

    How the hell did I not know this was a cult?

    Anyone else 'bury the truth' with the idea of the Big A about to visit us?

    Jeff

  • AWAKE&WATCHING
    AWAKE&WATCHING

    I never actually did it, but I did think about doing it. I move too much.

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    I know a JW with a couple of pull-out "walls" that contain litter-ature along with other survival supplies.

    Hey, the books would make good fire tinder.

    Open Mind

  • poppers
    poppers

    LOL! The closest I ever got to doing that was in my senior year in high school when I went to the boys state basketball tournament in Madison, Wisconsin. I was sitting in the top row of seats behind the basket and I thought it would be cool to "plant" a penny behind a steel girder for me to retrieve at some future date. Ha! My other memory from that time was the massive 3-day headache I had from straining to watch all of those games from so far up in the bleechers.

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff
    I know a JW with a couple of pull-out "walls" that contain litter-ature along with other survival supplies.

    OM - Hasn't the fear that an 'apostate' knows where they hide it prompted them to move it [snicker]? After all, you have gone over now.

    Jeff

  • undercover
    undercover

    I never did it though I did buy a house one time partly based on the fact that it had a removable wall panel to a secret closet and I thought that it could be easily fixed to be a hiding place for literature or even a person or two which would come in handy during the Great Tribulation.

    Like you, I wonder sometimes how I didn't catch on quicker that something was amiss with this wacky religion.

  • Mum
    Mum

    Yes, I remember thinking that way. Passivity and lack of skill precluded acting on my pernicious paranoia.

  • snowbird
    snowbird
    Passivity and lack of skill precluded acting on my pernicious paranoia.

    You go, Mum. Haven't been taking lessons from Terry, have you?

    Snowbird

  • 5go
    5go

    I thankfully am out growing this!

  • Bumble Bee
    Bumble Bee

    My father in law built several of their houses and always but a bible and some books in the walls while building.

    BB

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