Describe the Perfect Woman or Man....

by Dragonlady76 105 Replies latest jw friends

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug
    sparkplug, you don't ask for much, do ya? lol

    Well if you really read it...It is not really that hard. Basically.. Love sex. Want to be pampered. Be nice to me. Act fair and reasonable and dont be a bore....honesty and loyal...and it should be a snap. Mostly. Really look at it. It is not hard. I am not looking for a daddy to step in. Nor a rich man. Nor a super looking got to have it all super handsome man. Just be a reasonable man. Be honest and and an honorable person. Have interest of your own. And be good to me. Be loyal and proud of me. Things that should come naturally. All the rest if it comes in the package is WONDERFUL!! I am an easy going person. And I put up with a lot.........A lot. But just be honest. And loyal. Act like a person should. And show some class. I don't want the bottom of the barrel by any means. You have to be specific or you will get any old loser. You know? Truly Big Drew...A girl has to have high standards. Basically mine is I do not ask what I won't give.

  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    i know, i was just kidding.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Hmm, perfect woman? I would have to say any woman that is mute and blind. ;-)

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug

    Oh and has to be able to make me laugh.

  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    oh, in that case, two elders walk into a bar............

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug

    ......and say...Misanna...What is that chicken your wearing?

  • eclipse
    eclipse

    Looks like George Clooney only 10 years younger

    Kind but not sappy.

    Likes animals and children.

    Doesn't take himself too seriously.

    Funny but not Slap-Stick-stupid.

    Intelligent but not snobby about it.

    Able to keep me on my toes, keeps me challenged, mentally and intellectually.

    One who does not put me on a pedestal.

    Who can dish it out as well as take it. Hardass.

    Clingy, needy, possesive are deal breakers for me.

    Manly man, but not chauvinistic.

    Giving, but likes getting too.

    Strong physically. Strong mentally. Strong emotionally.

    Any man weaker than me will not have my respect.

    That is my dream man.

    Does he exist? No idea.

  • bigdreaux
    bigdreaux

    ummmmmmmmm sparkplug, i don't get it. am i the chicken? or....uuuummmmmmmmm

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug
    Any man weaker than me will not have my respect

    DING DING DING

    One who does not put me on a pedestal.

    DING DING DING

    Nothing worse than being a trinket.

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug
    ummmmmmmmm sparkplug, i don't get it. am i the chicken? or....uuuummmmmmmmm

    It was a Joke.. a Negra Modelo Joke. Working on my second one.

    I suck at Jokes.

    Oh yeah and they have to understand that I cant tell a joke to save my life and it is as funny as hell to watch.

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