How to fluster a JW at your door

arker

My dad put up with a lot of crap from the JW's when my mom divorced him and took us kids away. So when he got the chance he would mess with them at the door. My favorite question he asked 2 sisters when they came.

"If the bible says a wife is to give her husband his due, then do you have relations with your husband because you love him or because the bible says to?"

This really flustered them and they offered to have their husbands come back to discuss it. He declined stating he was just wondering their thinking on this.

So what other questions could you pose that are not serious topics that would throw them for a loop?

lawrence

The Word says that "all things are holy, to those who are holy." So... why did the WTS consider oral sex porneia - fornication? Who is the WTS to tell members what is, and what isn't holy?

The Word says, "don't go beyond the things written." So.. why does the WTS play prophet when they have been wrong so many times? Did they learn anything from a 100+ years of lies and false predictions?

IP_SEC

I just go to the door naked. Works every time for some reason.

bigwilly

I just go to the door naked. Works every time for some reason

IP, man I knew there was a reason I loved you I've always wanted to answer the door nekkid, preferably with a giant pentagram painted on my chest with a blood looking product. Of course a bong or liquor bottle would be a mandatory prop Of course they always seem to catch me when I'm half asleep and barely functional

tula

oh my goodness. After reading so many posts here, I think I really feel sorry for them. I cant help but wonder how many of them feel a lot like all of you---questioning silently and marking time. I think I would invite them in for lemonade...providing I am not doing something important at the time...and throw a few questions I figure they probably can't answer (if God's name is so important why didn't Jesus mention it, etc. etc.) then I would talk to them about their hobbies or why they dont have any.

Stealth453

I tell them that we are satanists, and that they are welcome to come back later when we sacrifice the goat.

They never come back.

KW13

Invite them in lol, always catches them off guard "WHAT...inside?"

personally i'd talk deep with them and go back to JWD proud of what i had achieved, unfortunately they seem to not come here.

brinjen

They don't call at my house for some reason

fokyc

I'm the same as Brinjen, they just don't call no more!

I wonder why?

fokyc

Open mind

How 'bout how to fluster the Brother assigned to conduct the meeting for Field Circus?

I just visualized this fantasy:

Open Mind arrives early on a weekend that the dub's whose house we use for meetings for Field Circus are away on vacation. (they often do this)

I'll be dressed up in my typical door-knocking attire, but I'll also bring along an ice chest of brewskis and sit in the conductor's chair. As each dub arrives, I'll crack open a cold one and offer it to them.

It's nice to dream. It's all I've got right now.

Open Mind

How to fluster a JW at your door

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