How to fluster a JW at your door (page 2)

sweetstuff

Had a couple of them come by recently, I told them I knew all about the j dubs, I grew up as one but was now free from the mind control of the cult and that I had no interest in hearing their "watchtower based" dribble. Told them to open their eyes and wake the (insert curse word here) up. They left pretty darn quickly! LOL

Bobbi

So my favorite JW pain in ass elder shows up at my door today right at lunch time.
I open the door and there he is with a younger man and a little boy.

I looked "ElderMan" in eye and said "It is not a good time".

He says "I'll just leave you these magazines then." and goes to hand them to me.

Here is the good part,,,,,

I said "No thank you" and shut the door in his face.

If he hadn't had the little kid with him I might have said more.

The shock on his face was terrific.

I feel so empowered and a little terrified. It is like I just declared war on the JWs.

Bobbi (who recently found her backbone)

kerj2leev

Had a couple of them come by recently, I told them I knew all about the j dubs, I grew up as one but was now free from the mind control of the cult and that I had no interest in hearing their "watchtower based" dribble. Told them to open their eyes and wake the (insert curse word here) up. They left pretty darn quickly! LOL

I thought you would have gone the IP route!

fedorE

Tell them YOU WILL be back in just a second, and then dont come back. DO NOT answer the door if they knock again.

bigdreaux

i like what one poster said happened to him. i forgot who it was, but, a lady invited him in, talked to him for hours, then said, okay you can leave now, i have wasted your morning and kept you from spreading your poison. whoever posted that can write it better, but, i may do this if they come a knockin.

eclipse

Hahhahaa, that's a good one bigd!

Shawn10538

I've been calling Patterson asking them if it was ok for married christians to use the Kama Sutra. No one there has ever heard of it. Unbelieveable!

mrsjones5

I just go to the door naked. Works every time for some reason.

I really didn't need to read that.

Josie ~ lookin for a fan

eclipse

Answer your door all red faced, sweaty and messyhaired, and with a robe half wrapped around your naked body, and say,

Now what is so important that you had to ring our door bell three times, interrupting the greatest sex ever

moshe

A standard JW lead in is " how bad the world has become"- I reverse that and start relating how much better they are than they were a 100 years ago. Especially the creation of the Internet that allows everyone to find out the true history of the Watchtower Society.

How to fluster a JW at your door

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