Tomorrow

JH

Tomorrow is September 1st, the new theocratic year.

What are your plans?

Will you pioneer this year, or do more, because you need to save your as*......

R.F.

My theocratic goal is to reach "inactive" status.

SnakesInTheTower

JH:

Tomorrow is September 1st, the new theocratic year.

UNBELIEVABLE! I completely forgot that connection. Can you imagine.....me...not that long ago a congregation secretary...FORGETTING THAT?...

Yep, instead of sitting here enjoying an "interchange of encouragement" with my fellow apostates, I would be busily counting all of the hours of field misery and getting year end reports done and printing up new labels for the publisher cards! At least that was what I was doing this time last year.

My goals for the new service year...become irregular (I can accomplish that tomorrow if I "forget" to report service time...but will probably go ahead and report phantom time if they call)

ENJOY MY LIFE OUTSIDE THE BORG.

Meet a nice girl and start dating...a nice non-JW or ex-JW girl...enjoying dating without the rules and regulations of the Borg.

Get D/F for dating inappropriately outside the Borg (LMAO now).

SnakesInTheTower (of the "appreciating my newfound freedom from secretary duties" Sheep Class)

brinjen

Dear Brother Snakes,

Why not follow Brother Nvrgnbk's example and pioneer right here?

nvrgnbk

Why thank you, Sister Brinjen!

This reminds me of an upbuilding experience, Brother JHRat.

There was a poor African apostate that had to traverse three crocodile-infested rivers to get to his nearest internet cafe to post on JWD.

He was blessed for his efforts!

Thanks to his diligence, many more realized that it was time to start living life and quit living the Watchtower lie.

Praise Simon!

Hallelusimon!

I think I'll have another beer to celebrate!

brinjen

Hallelusimon!

Cheers nvr!

nvrgnbk

Cheers back at ya, girl!

changeling

So starts another year in my "happily inactive" status!

I love messing up their records!

changeling

Finally-Free

It'll take a lot more than pioneering™ to save my ass.

W

SnakesInTheTower

brinjen:

Why not follow Brother Nvrgnbk's example and pioneer right here?

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SnakesInTheTower (of the "...well you get the point" Sheep Class)

PS..thank goodness for CTRL-C and CTRL-V...typing that would have sucked

Tomorrow

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