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by Stephanus 18 years ago 65 Replies latest 18 years ago jw friends
I only have two left. I think coyotes are getting them.
THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that's why you should never be naked when a chainsaw is running.
Don't fry bacon naked.
Actually frying bacon in the nude is not bad if you keep the temperature to a reasonable level, which you want to do anyway to keep from having to mop the grease up.
A mint in the urinal should not be eaten.
The lint in Paris Hilton's left nostril. And now you know ... the rest of the story.
And that's not my ear.
I'd better stop whispering in it!
Cuz I said so
We make love during thunderstorms and pretend we're taking part in the conception of the anti Christ.