Ask Jehovah anything you'd like... (page 2)

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

And

How and when do you celebrate your birthday?

Why am I here?

Philip

Jehovah, or Bob,

Why did you not tell anyone your actual name?

Or is it because you really don't have one, and so had to think of something when put on the spot?

How are you today, Jehovah?

Going to do anything about this...?

Gonna wait till people get hurt?

When are you going to end all the suffering?

Who's your mummy & daddy? Why don't you talk to them?

When I cried and prayed to you to make the gay go away how come it didn't?

When I prayed for an understanding family- yeah what happened to that?

Finally, what are the winning lotto number for the MegaMilions?

I feel like you can at last help me out in that department...

And, if you can get me tickets to Madonna's 50th birthday concert- that'd be awesome!

nvr & f2t

God says - when are you humans going to do something about it? He's given you enough resources to play with!

God says - when are you humans going to do something about it? He's given you enough resources to play with!

C'mon! Did He really say that?

Why did you have to create spiders?

If you had to write The Bible, couldn't you have made it a bit more user friendly?

Do you like the thought that apparently me and many others are going to be fleshly bird fodder soon?

Did you have to create short people with curly hair and freckles cos i'm still not very happy about that!

Ask Jehovah anything you'd like...