5go's War of the World ( Risk )

5go

No one want to play so I just started a game myself.

I will use my own created Players.

Green = Principality of Zion

Leader Current = Jesus Christ

Capitol = Side 3 ( New Jerusalem )

Goal = the capture of the holy land

Reds = Autobots

Leader Current = Optimus Prime

Capitol = Autobot City

Goal = Elimination of Decepticons

Grey = Anti Earth Union Group

Leader Current = ???

Capitol = Jaburo, Brazil

Goal = Freedom for the Space Colonies

Black = Decepticons

Leader Current = Megatron

Capitol = Cybertron

Goal = Elimination of Autobots and to Enslave Earth

Yellow = Simpson Dynasty

Leader Current = Homer J. Simpson

Capitol = Springfield, ????? USA

Goal = Free Beer, and Donuts for all!

Blue = The USA

Current Leader = George W. Bush

Capitol = Midland, Texas USA ( formerly Washington DC )

Goal = to kill all terrorist

Ok back story The Autobots have awoken after year of suspended animation in the ark. When they awake they find the Decepticons have already awoken and wreaked havoc on earth .

Meanwhile, the Principality of Zion have dropped their troops in Egypt to attack the middle east their holy land occupied by the USA.

This in turn is followed in the USA with the Springfield beer and donut rebellion. Which is due to the taxes raised on beer and donuts. Of course lead by non other than Homer J. Simpson who manages to take control of eastern USA. Also India come under Homer’s control via a worker rebellion which he set up. He then invades Australia in retaliation for the past booting affair involving his son. What left of Australia begs the Principality of Zion to help.

The Anti Earth Union Group was formed to free the Earth’s space colonies form the Zion Threat.

So the war begins

The board at the start.

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5go

The USA goes First Always The country sadly is evenly divided so bush attacks where he knows he can win.

He Attacks the Ukraine cementing a foot hold in europe and retires taking his card.

Homer goes next after sending his son to take Austrailia with ethe Aid of his Principal Semore Skinner. Homer then Order them to cement their hold on the continent.

They quickly win Western Australia the poorly equiped Zion force swere no match for Skinner's Nam experience they move on to New Guinea. They also find a quick vistory against the weaken AEUG forces there. They then turn their eyes on Indonesia. They Victories keep coming as the route the Autobot forces stationed there. Though Bart wishes to go on Skinner breaks down with old war memories of Indo China their next objective. Homer hold bak attacking from else he has a continent that and he is fat and lazy.

The Simpson take their card.

The Pricipality of Zion goes next they attck their holy land in the Middle East with every thing they had 20 armies against the US troops stationed there. The Amercan troops fought to the end sadily lossing all 6 armies though they dealt heavy losses to the zealots costing them 5 arimies. Zion forces were merciless they won't their holy land and reinforce it heavily.

Not seeing any reason to continue the cease fighting and starting praying to their leader. He take a card and retire for his turn.

AEUG enters in to an aliance with Autobots to start their turn they agree to take out the decepticons in south america if the autobots leave their troops in central america.

The AEUG the starts an offencive on the Decipticon base in South America. The first battle weaken the Decepticon down to 2 armies sadly costing the AEUG 6 armies.

They renew their attack the only to lose the rest of their forces though they destroy 1 decepticon leaving a stale mate.

The AEUG then attacks Zion forces in brittian. They have better luck there losing only 1 army.

the take their card and retire the turn.

Optimus Prime starts and ends his trun by taking the congo from the simpson in retaliation for the Simpson attack on autobot forces.

He even sends bumblebee to take it by himself which he does with ease. Does it by tricking professor ink into inventing something which of course causes the fall of the Congo to the Autobots.

Optimus take his card he is done.

Megatron is still in route to earth. So Starcream controls the turn he decides to play it safe eliminating the Simpson faction from africa by taking South Africa.

The Deciptcon get their card and we have the end of round one.

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What-A-Coincidence

wtf?

Warlock

wtf?

Same question, except in caps: WTF?

Warlock

What-A-Coincidence

WARCOPY...come up with your own curses okay?

Warlock

As long as 5go is around, there is no need for additional curses.........................BASTARD!

Warlock

Metamorphosis

LOL - i thought it was awesome. i used to play Risk all the time. now it's like role-playing risk.

So what happens in round 2? Inquiring minds want to know!

Morph

5go

So what happens in round 2? Inquiring minds want to know!

I don't really know I am literaly playing it against myself. Each time I just play as I would if I were playing a game. Then I write a commentary on the turn when I am done.

So I can't say till I play the next round day after tomorrow.

5go

The USA goes first always. The USA sadly is evenly divided (as usual) so Bush attacks where he knows he can win.

He attacks the Ukraine cementing a foot hold in europe and retires taking his card.

Homer goes next after sending his son Bart to take Austrailia with the aid of his Principal Seymore Skinner. Homer orders them to cement their hold on the continent.

They quickly win Western Australia against the poorly equiped Zion forces. Which were no match for Skinner's Nam experience they move on to New Guinea. They also find a quick victory against the weak AEUG forces there. They then turn their eyes on Indonesia. The Victories keep coming as the route the Autobot forces stationed there. Though Bart wishes to go on Skinner breaks down with old war memories of Indo China their next objective. Homer holds back attacking from India letting Apu get things ready. That and he has a continent already also he is fat and lazy.

The Simpson Dynasty takes it's card.

The Pricipality of Zion goes next they attack their holy land in the Middle East with every thing they got 20 armies against the US troops stationed there. The Amercan troops fought to the end sadily lossing all 6 armies though they dealt heavy losses to the zealots costing them 5 armies. Zion forces were merciless they wanted their holy land. After the victory they reinforce it heavily.

Not seeing any reason to continue the cease fighting and starting praying to their leader. He takes a card and retires his turn.

AEUG enters in to an aliance with Autobots to start their turn they agree to take out the decepticons in south america if the autobots leave their troops in central america.

The AEUG the starts an offencive on the Decipticon base in South America. The first battle weakens the Decepticons down to 2 armies sadly costing the AEUG 6 armies.

They renew their attack the only to lose the rest of their forces though they destroy 1 decepticon leaving a stale mate.

The AEUG then attacks Zion forces in brittian. They have better luck there losing only 1 army.

They take their card and retire the turn.

Optimus Prime starts and ends his turn by taking the congo from the Simpsons in retaliation for the Simpson's attack on autobot forces.

He even sends bumblebee to take it by himself which he does with ease. Does it by tricking Professor Fink into inventing something which of course causes the fall of the Congo to the Autobots.

Optimus take his card he is done.

Megatron is still in route to earth. So Starcream controls the turn he decides to play it safe eliminating the Simpson faction from africa by taking South Africa.

The Deciptcon get their card and we have the end of round one.

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5go

Thankfuly I took a picture, I knocked the board over DOH!

5go's War of the World ( Risk )

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