Mmmmmm I smell bacon and coffee...
You are all invited to a cocktail party!
by changeling 151 Replies latest jw friends
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JK666
changeling dear,
May I trouble you for a change of clothes? It seems that John Doe decided to make sick on my white dinner jacket . . .
Yes, Versace is fine, no problemo.
You are such a gracious host!
JK
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JK666
Why sweetface,
It is so nice to finally meet you!
(I am totally embarrased that I cannot get the thought of a pierced whoo whoo out of my mind)
So, do you come here often? (lost for words)
JK
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Witness 007
I arrive well dressed and with a gift of belgian choclates and a fine wine, I compliment you on your beautiful surroundings. I ask where I can get a drink. {1 Hour later} Drunk and hurling abuse at "the Damn Watchtower cult" Pointing to my head, I tell anyone who will listen "I waas brainwashed...washy, washy, scrub, scrub, up here!" I raise my hand and say:"Did you's all know {hick up} Ratherford's was a alcomaholics?....SSSHHH secret!" {hick up} {2 hours later} I pass out in the middle of the dance floor occasionally yelling: "No morrre witnessing mummy....Fredrick Franz AAAAARRR..." {snore} {Hour 3} Two people try to move me off the dance floor but give up. {Next Morning} I wake up with a coin stuck to my forehead, my shirt off, and I'm hugging my shoes...I wonder who drank all the beers surrounding me... queitly call a taxi and dissapear. I think it was a great party, I remember arriving.
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sweetface2233
Hey!!! Witness didn't read the rules before entering the party!
JK - I tend to pop in and out from time to time. It is lovely to meet you, as well.
I had a lovely time. Thank you for the engaging party and delicious breakfast, changeling and rv.
I am headed to the airport to catch my flight, now. I will see you guys when I get back next week.
Everyone enjoy the breakfast; it was yummy, and BEHAVE!!!
sweetFACE...out
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bigdreaux
bigdreaux has been doing tequila slammers the night before. i just remembered the party. i see you guys are having breakfast. screw it, bigdreaux strips naked and streaks the breakfast party. WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!
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Witness 007
OOps!! Your having breaky...I'm so embarassed!..excuse me I...ummm... I'll go and get the paper .... {007 slams the door behind him promising never to return, sooo embarassing}
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changeling
Thank you all for coming! It was a treat to meet all of you. I hope you had a wonderful time. We'll do this again soon.
changeling and rv
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megsmomma
I am so sorry I missed this partayyyy I couldn't get a sitter......But, I will try to make it next time...Rumor has it, I missed a-lot of fun! Poor Witness007 though...He will get better at events soon!
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compound complex
Ma chere Changeling,
So sorry Gaby and I missed. Please let's do get together soon. You've mon numero, non?
CoCo Le Suave