I'm the Ice Cream man stop me when I'm passin' by

by 5thGeneration 34 Replies latest jw friends

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  Iron Rod

  The ex-CEO- Pizza boy is always sure to make some comment about God while he's making his deliveries so that he can count his time. Hey, he's already at their door, right?

  "Good evening Ma'am, would you care for everlasting life with your large thin and crispy?"

  "Yes Sir, I did arrive here in less than 10 minutes. You see, angels of Jehovah carried me on their wings. Who the hell is Jehovah you ask? I'd be happy to explain..."

  "47 cents? That's all you can tip a poor, impoverished Pioneer Pizza man who is only trying to provide good service and save your soul? What a God da...uh darn cheapskate." (at this point, frustration over his life choices begin to weigh heavily..)

  Watch out! He may be coming to your house now!

  "Get the door, Dude...it's Domi....shit! It's that disgruntled JW Pizza guy again! Lets act like we're not at home!"
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  Cheetos

  Most ice cream taste like crap, the only icecream I ever" eat is natural kind. I like Dove Bars they are made with all natural stuff, just read what is in most ice cream, it will make you ralph, no wonder it blocks my bowel.
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  Irreverent

  I thought that this thread would be about the Van Halen reunion tour !?!
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  tula

  Sounds like a reverse Horatio Alger story..

  One of my friends from years ago was raped by the ice cream man.

  I am very wary of grown men in jobs that entice little children.
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  Open mind

  Alas, poor Brother Legnarmless succumbs to all his setbacks and becomes inactive. Will it just be a "period of discouragement" or will he actually commit the unforgiveable sin and dare to speculate on whether the WT might be wrong about leeches? Only time will tell.

  But, in this chapter of the ongoing saga, our hearts can't help but be moved (or is it some other body part) by the operation of Jehovah's Holy Spirit on the loyal canine companion of Brother Legnarmless. You see the dog was so used to going to the Kingdom Hall, that he kept up the "custom" of gathering together with fellow believers. Someone will no doubt take note of this fine faithful canine soon!!

  OH WAIT! The Watchtower already did! Does anybody else remember the "dutiful doggy" experience?

  Excuse me whilst I go drown some puppies and kittens.

  Open Mind