Bumper stickers

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  • target
    target

    Saw this one the other day. "Jesus loves you! Everyone else thinks you're and asshole"

  • jaded
    jaded

    Love this one that my 17 yr. old daughter came home with on her car..."I'm going nuckin' futs". LMAO at it! Funny thing is, not too long ago I would have been horrified at it. (What would the brother's think? What would the neighbors think?) Who the hell cares? It feels great to be myself and be free to laugh at something that I think is funny! Gosh, I must be in a mood today! Hope I didn't offend anyone.

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    My personal favorite is:

    "Horn not working, watch for finger."

  • closer2fine
    closer2fine

    Mean People Suck

    or my signature

    closer

    Mean People Produce
    Little Mean People

  • mpatrick
    mpatrick

    I just bought an appropriate one for my husband-

    "I AM JUST A F@#$ING RAY OF SUNSHINE, AREN'T I?"

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    My favorite is:

    "Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other days I just let him sleep in."

  • Stealth
    Stealth

    "My son beat up your honor student!"

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    "My son knocked up your honor student"

    YERUSALYIM
    "Vanity! It's my favorite sin!"
    [Al Pacino as Satan, in "DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"]

  • Parliament
    Parliament

    " God made Adam and Eve! Not Adam and Steve!"

  • Budda Belly
    Budda Belly

    In light of some recent threads..

    I thought this bumper sticker is great.

    "Keep working, millions rely on you for welfare"

    I saw this on a doctors car at L.A. County.

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