"If you don't like the way I drive, stay the hell off the sidewalk."
"We'll get along fine, as soon as you realize I'm God."
Bumper stickers
by target 26 Replies latest jw friends
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Francois
Saw this bumper sticker the other day while stopped behind a lady in an SUV at a stop light: "Honk if You Love Jesus."
So I honked.
She rolled the window down, twisted around in her seat so she could look backwards out the car window and yelled: "Can't you see the God-damn light is red?"
Francois
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datsdethspicable
Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.
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Moridin
"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him!"
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Isis
Isis
The best bumper sticker I ever saw said this:
"Dear God, Please protect me......from your followers!"
Isis
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WildHorses
Francois, That was pricless! LOL
Saw this bumper sticker the other day while stopped behind a lady in an SUV at a stop light: "Honk if You Love Jesus."
So I honked.She rolled the window down, twisted around in her seat so she could look backwards out the car window and yelled: "Can't you see the God-damn light is red?"
No joke, I saw this on a truck............Horn blows, so does the driver.
"I don't want someone in my life I can live with, I want someone in my life I can't live without."
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Cassiline
Lilacs THAT was funny. Kinda goes along with the rest of "Mean people Suck, Nice people Swallow."
Normal people worry me.
I hear Voices... and they don't like you.
C
When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.
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Cassiline
OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
C
When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.
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WildHorses
LOL Cassie Does that mean I have to swallow? LOL ewwwwwwww
I like the one you posted " I hear voices...........They don't like you" LOL
"I don't want someone in my life I can live with, I want someone in my life I can't live without."
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Cassiline
LOL Lilacs............. It says NICE people swallow, and that you are. SO STOP spitting!!!!! LOLOLOL
C
When the pain of being where we are, becomes greater than our fear of letting go...we will risk and heal and grow.