Can't sell your house? Time to bury Joe

by startingover 13 Replies latest jw friends

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  • oompa
    oompa

    Ha Ha Ha this is killing me!

    But the ad says it only helps believers sell thier homes.....oompa

  • startingover
    startingover

    Check this out, it's very important to bury him the right way. It had been reported that at one house he was buried facing the house across the street, and that house sold and it wasn't even for sale!

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    So does the bigger statue sell the house faster or for more money? Maybe you need a bigger Joe for a bigger house? I bet the golden ratio applies somehow when determining how much Joe you need to sell your house.

  • eclipse
    eclipse

    L O L

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    What if you waqnted to get rid of a neighbor?

    Would a clandestine burial of St. Joe on their property make it so?

  • Uncertain
    Uncertain

    Your mileage may vary, not responsible for contingency offers, ballon payments or property taxes. Not valid in Michigan, or other markets logging negative sales numbers.

    Seriously, I've heard of several people doing this, none of them Roman Catholics. Houses have sold, except in Michigan. I don't think we can give them away here.

  • Homerovah the Almighty
    Homerovah the Almighty

    Funny stuff , well you can sell anythimg in America like the JWS take for example

  • wednesday
    wednesday

    I'm going to try that, it can't hurt. lol

    Nathan Natas, you are too cute

  • worldtraveller
    worldtraveller

    Wow. My cookies alert just blocked 7 cookies just browsing that bit of info. Not good.

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