by ThomasCovenant 13 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Resurected people will have no gentals or boobs and cannot marry.
This is something I struggled with as a witness. Essentially, the society has created a third sex. I always thought that this would create a caste system in the new order where people would be classified as those who could have sex and those who are sexless. Not sure who would be classified as the superior race.
No genitals?! Damn I guess I'll have to carry a rolled up sock in pants to stimulate all the honey's... then again what will I scratch or do with my other hand while drinking a beer watching TV? I guess I'd rather go to hell, at least all the naughty people will be there, should be a great party...
If your wife dies just before Balmygeddon and you survive it, you are not allowed to ogle, or fondle, or lust after, your EX wife's goodies.
WELCOME TO PARADISE
Cheers
Chris
If your wife dies just before Balmygeddon and you survive it, you are not allowed to ogle, or fondle, or lust after, your EX wife's goodies.
WELCOME TO PARADISE
Cheers
Chris
LOL.....I always had a problem with the society's viewpoint on this subject. It just made no sense to me....I understand the "until death do us part" bit, but to not be able to marry ever again after armageddon?! That is just ludicris. Why would a "loving" god punish us like that? Paradise? I think not!
No genitals?! Damn I guess I'll have to carry a rolled up sock in pants to stimulate all the honey's... then again what will I scratch or do with my other hand while drinking a beer watching TV? I guess I'd rather go to hell, at least all the naughty people will be there, should be a great party...LMAO......
