Hello folks. I've seen variants of this before on this site , but I've been starting such serious topics lately such as death and non belief in the org. felt I needed to get some humor out and exhale a bit ! So here it goes.
I'll share in chronological order my weirdest and craziest experiences. When I first started service at 8 years of age, my very first door another kid and myself got a Penecostal lady at the door . Immediately she starts speaking unintelligible babble which I couldn't understand ! Me and the kid looked at each other and screamed,"she's demonized ! " My mom was waiting on the street and we ran, full speed to the street . My next experience came at age 25 approximately . A brother and myself walked up to this door, closing the chain linked gate behind us . When about up to the door , this huge a$$ german shepherd dog runs at us fangs snarling ! Immediately, the brother and I look at each other making a run for the gate we had closed ! We had no time to open it , had to jump the fence about 4 feet high ! I made it over like a world class pole vaulter , my Bible and bookbag falling all over the sidewalk , my partner however got hung up on top of the fence , and I grabbed him by the arm pulling him over with me. We laid there laughing our rears off !
Next weird experience , actually kinda nice was a brother and myself rang a bell , we being young and virile at 25 years of age, and a lady , ( attractive I might add ) came down the stairs buck naked , wearing nothing but her skin, obviously expecting someone else to come to her door other than 2 witness guys ! She shook her hands and went Oh!, turned around and ran upstairs ! We stood there a minute, trying to digest the moment. The brother asked me, " Should we leave then ? " I said, " No. I don't think so. She needs to hear the good news too ! " So I knocked again ! Obviously she didn't come back for the second coming of Christ ! Oh well, wicked guy I was !
The last weird experience happened in mountainous territory. No, it wasn't a Bigfoot experience LOL, I was 27 at the time and was knocking on this cabin door. While standing on the front porch a billy goat with horns comes walking up to me curious about what's in my bookbag . The goat starts eating my Awake and Watchtower magazines , I tried shooing him away , but he just kept munching down . So I pull my bookbag away from him , then he turns away , then turns back to me lowers his head and wham! tries to gore me in my groin area ! Fortunately, Mr. Flipper was fast enough in reaction time to block the family jewels from getting rammed with my bookbag in front of me ! But the goat rammed my bookbag , tearing a 4 inch gash in the bag ! That's one goat I wish I could have sawed the horns off of , literally ! Anyway it was fun !
So tell me your crazy, hilarious or just plain weird experiences. Would love to hear from you ! It's a miracle any of us are alive at all after doing the door to door trot all those years ! Look forward to hearing from you