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Hilarious, Crazy, or Weird Field Service Experiences - Did You Have Some ?
by flipper 15 Replies latest jw friends
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SacrificialLoon
A buck naked oriental lady came to the door, looked surprised, then promptly closed the door. I think she was just getting the morning paper as we were coming to the door.
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Burger Time
Hmm I have a couple of stories. As a young lass going door to door as soon as me and my friends were old enough to pair up together we would do the fake doorbell ring. You know, put your thumb on the bell but never push. Well one day me and Brother Friend are at a door he goes to fake ring a second time and a angry man opens the door and yells, "what the hell are you doing to my door bell?!?". We froze. I started to offer the mags and he just said, "oh!" and slammed the door.
Another crazy thing that me and a friend encountered were some very attractive teenage girls that were our age. We go to this door and knock. Well all of the sudden we hear what sounds like a Native American ritual going on. They have drum beats and loud, "how how how how" noises. Well my friend looks to leave and I say, "no lets keep knocking until they come to the door". So we knock for about 2 minutes and finally a attractive sweaty teenage girl comes to the door with a huge grin on her face. Then another girl comes up beside her and says something like, "oh they are cute". I swear my face turned blood red! I went through my dumbass spiel and gave them the magazines. We walked away laughing and wishing we weren't so damn wussy.
OK final story. Me and Brother Fun Elder(my favorite brother in the whole hall, he always used the bible at doors and only placed tracts he was around 75 years of age) and I go to a door. This old lady opens up and invites us in. She seemed like a perfectly normal older nice women. Until she tells us about how her car was blessed by a man that a angel came to. He came from Texas (I live in NC) just to bless her car with holy water. I guess the water worked cause she said her car was now operational. Well she politely disagreed with everything we said, then Brother Fun Elder went to his car to get her a book. I am standing on the porch and she asks why I would want to live on earth instead of heaven. I said something kind of smart to her about how she wasn't going to be in heaven. With a gleam in her eye she said, "well son while your on Earth I'll come down and see how your doing". Then I said, "well when your on Earth and I am on Earth I'll see how your doing". She laughed. I think she liked I had a smart mouth on me. Though she was weird I still always remember her.
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Abaddon
I so can't beat a 'gator on a chain ...
Two I recall;
A naked woman chatting to us from behind obscure glass door (boy does that make it look like you have teaminal cellulite)
A woman on a speakerphone asking me to describe myself physically, hair colour, height.. then she asked if I wore glasses. I said no but I wear contact lenses. She said "No, you're not the one I want" and put the phone down. Always wondered what would have happened if the answers had been 'right'...
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WTWizard
I think the most hilarious experience was when we had a call out of the territory, across town. Every light was red the maximum amount of time, and they had trouble finding the street. And, when they found it, they had wasted half an hour locating it. Of course the person was not at home. So we headed back, and that was my service for the whole month.
Another time we went to a bookstore to do "informal" witnessing to customers. I headed where there were no customers, in the science book section, and started browsing through books instead of witnessing. About three years later, I went back to the book store and bought one of the books I browsed. So much for placing anything.
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flipper
Thanks for all your replies. Wow ! Some really funny stuff has happened to you guys and gals ! Naked women ! Gators ! Indian rituals ! Keep the replies coming , this is getting more fun as it goes on !
COFFEE BLACK- Thank God that bird didn't crap on your mom's head ! Funny !
AWAKE & WATCHING- Gives a new meaning to the stiff rushing breeze of holy spirit. Never knew it meant lifting sister's skirts !
CASPER- Sounds like you had a return visit on a bunch of circus carnies . Must have been entertaining .
ERYNW- That was so bleeping hilarious ! Frigging alligator ! That was the funniest story I've read on JWD in a long time ! Thanks ! Great story !
NEW YORK44M- Crazy experience , NY. Did they ever find the bird, you think ?
REBORN AGAIN- I'd rather deal with the german shepherd that went after me , than deal with a pit bull! Their mean ! Would that second experience you had be considered a very $hitty return visit ?
SACRIFICIAL LOON- Another naked lady experience ! Wow ! At least you had the dignity to not knock again! Unlike pervy me !
BURGER TIME- That is funny ! Native American girls interrupted during a ritual all hot and sweaty. What the hell kind of ritual was it ? Did you dare ask ? They came to the door smiling , go figure ! Bet you were embarrassed by them calling you cute ! Funny !
ABADDON- Sounds like you too had a naked lady experiences . Jeez, I should just start a thread on naked lady experiences ! You even had one that interviewed you as a prospective suitor ! Cool ! Some guys had all the luck !
WT WIZARD- Yeah , I used to get side tracked too, while in service I'd stop by and check out the cool yard sales going on ! Made the time go quicker to spice up a dull morning ! Peace out, thanks for your replies ! Mr. Flipper