by ringo5 13 Replies latest jw friends
Mine:
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
and who is Myself?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
Is there only one?
Me:
I'm asking you
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
I just did
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
unconcious is spelled wrong
God:
And spelled wrong is unconcious.
Me:
how so?
God:
, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
which was?
God:
The red one, I think.
See? Even he knows about the red one!
WTWizard,
um, you need a sense of humour- STAT
did you click on the link provided?
You'll see that it is a funny program that is JOKES!
Since we have all had conversations with God, I'll share mine as well:
Me: "Knock Knock!" (on His door)
God: "Who's there?"
Me: "It's me again, like always!"
God: Thank you child, for calling on me again! What's on your mind now?"
Me: "It's these people in this JWD board."
God: "And, what's with these people?"
Me: "Well, it seems that the majority are very angry with you! I feel for them. Why do you not want people to love you? And why do you not show a love for them?"
God: "Oh but child, you have it all wrong. I do love them, very much so in fact. And why they don't love me is very understandable."
Me: "Understandable? Explain."
God: "Well you see after I created you all, I saw everything was good, so I took a back seat. I decided I would let them see how long it would be before what I created would go bad. You
see child, I may have existed forever, but I have been imperfect myself. I have created for a zillion years and every era has had it's imperfections. I'm still trying. I hope you can
understand this?"
Me: "Interesting. If you are not capable of creating anything perfect, why do you not allow some other entity to take your place?"
God: "There is no one else that even comes close. I figured, through practice I would have perfect creations eventually."
Me: "Eventually? And when do you anticipate that to be?
God: "Tomorrow!"
Me: "Tomorrow? You mean like in 24 hours?"
God: "No my dear one, tomorrow in my time is but a split second, but in your time a number of years."
Me: "So you are saying, it will still be a long while?"
God: "I don't know that answer, because I haven't calculated the exact moment yet and I only know it will be tomorrow."
Me: "So it can still be a loooong time from now, according to human time?"
God: "No, it will happen when you don't think about it. Stop thinking about it and it will happen. Your thoughts distract me from my attempts to accomplish my goal of a perfect creation."
Me: "Huh? Are you saying, nobody should think about what the future holds?"
God: "Yes, that is what I am saying. Now if all these churches would just be quiet and not preach things especially things which are not true, things that keep distracting me, maybe I can
accomplish things even sooner than tomorrow."
Me: "Churches? Including the Kingdom Hall from these JW?"
God: "Especially them, they have reached every corner of your planet and have gotten so many people to think about the future, that it has delayed my progress even more.
Me: "So why do you not just intervene and destroy them all, i.e. all the churches so you can acomplish your goal?"
God: "Because, I like to play this computer game to see how many I can get to keep thinking about me and calling on me. It's an ego thing."
Me: "I should have known!"
*slam* Door is shut for now.
Linda, click on that link, that is where we got our convos with god from
You ask the program a question and it answers you.
That's why it's funny. The ones who posted their convos did not make them up.
It's the actual answers that the program provided.
