how will I know you in paradise?

by tula 16 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • restrangled
    restrangled

    Tula,

    What great questions you ask!

    I was always told that anything I was unhappy with concerning my body would be fixed in the new order....kind of like plastic surgery now.

    So that means I would be 36 C instead of a 32 A...my nose would be smaller and so would my lips.

    Would anyone recoginize me?

    How ridicoulous these beliefs are when it is laid out like you have shown.....

    r.

  • tula
    tula

    bttt

  • MidwichCuckoo
    MidwichCuckoo
    15 "Woman," he said, "why are you crying? Who is it you are looking for?"
    Thinking he was the gardener, she said, "Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have put him, and I will get him."

    Just like when Superman puts spectacles on, and everyone thinks he's a newspaper reporter?

  • Warlock
    Warlock
    how will I know you in paradise?

    I wouldn't worry about it.

    Warlock

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    You'll recognize me in paradise, because I'll be the one trying to kill myself rather than live eternally with JWs.

  • JK666
    JK666

    Probably by my evil sense of humor. Then by me looking around and saying: WTF? Then poof I would be gone.

    JK

  • JWdaughter
    JWdaughter

    I will be on the chaise, with a tall, icy drink next to me, a plate of yummy things, a pile of books and I will look like - someone else. Sparky is cute. Anyway, it will be quiet, except for when I am in the mood for some Brian Adams-then he will come and wish he could be my underpants. And I'll let him try.

    Well, thats my paradise, and how you will find me.

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