What is it about flies? I built a wildlife garden that is now thriving and you'd think the flies would be grateful - but what do they do, they keep biting my bald head that's what! I mean, after my recent illness you'd think they'd take pity on me but no, they insist on biting my pate. I now have to do the gardening and hang the washing out wearing a cap!
And what about those blasted horseflies? Once they pick your scent or movement up they follow you even into the house. The bite can turn into a large swelling so it's important to cleanse it immediately with an antiseptic.
And gnats! Bloomin' 'eck, why do they always go for me? I built a pond 5 years ago and the gnats are are always breeding. That's gratitude for you!
And bluebottles with their loud-sounding buzz which has the dogs' going mad trying to chase after them - and me running to cover all the food up quickly!
Thank goodness for the frogs, birds and bats here as they keep the numbers down (scratches head again as I type this).
Ian