Just some more email fluff I got last week. I'm sorry if it makes you gag. But sharing this with you guys keeps my reality in check and keeps me from throwing up.
A Theocratic Garden
We should all be trying to cultivate a spiritual garden, which includes four vegetables,and five rows of each vegetable.
The four vegetables are:
Peas
Squash
Turnips
and lettuce
Five rows of peas:
personal study
preaching
preparation
perserverance
prayer
Five Rows of Squash:
Squash gossip
Squash jealousy
Sqaush anger
Sqaush contention
Sqaush strife
Five Rows of Turnips:
Turn up for the service meeting
Turn up for the Theocratic Ministry School
Turn up for the Bookstudy
Turn up for the Public Talk
Turn up for the Watchtower Study
Five Rows Of Lettuce:
Lettuce continue to show love for one another
Lettuce continue to press on to maturity
Lettuce keep ourselves without spot from the world
Lettuce keep a strong hold on the word of life
Lettuce do all we can to magnify Jehovah's name