A Theocratic Garden ***********gag alert*********

by loosie 15 Replies latest social humour

  • loosie
    loosie

    Just some more email fluff I got last week. I'm sorry if it makes you gag. But sharing this with you guys keeps my reality in check and keeps me from throwing up.

    A Theocratic Garden

    We should all be trying to cultivate a spiritual garden, which includes four vegetables,and five rows of each vegetable.

    The four vegetables are:
    Peas
    Squash
    Turnips
    and lettuce

    Five rows of peas:
    personal study
    preaching
    preparation
    perserverance
    prayer

    Five Rows of Squash:
    Squash gossip
    Squash jealousy
    Sqaush anger
    Sqaush contention
    Sqaush strife

    Five Rows of Turnips:
    Turn up for the service meeting
    Turn up for the Theocratic Ministry School
    Turn up for the Bookstudy
    Turn up for the Public Talk
    Turn up for the Watchtower Study

    Five Rows Of Lettuce:
    Lettuce continue to show love for one another
    Lettuce continue to press on to maturity
    Lettuce keep ourselves without spot from the world
    Lettuce keep a strong hold on the word of life
    Lettuce do all we can to magnify Jehovah's name

  • *summer*
    *summer*

    the 'gag alert' is more of a 'barf alert'

  • Frequent_Fader_Miles
    Frequent_Fader_Miles

    Five rows of peas:
    P ersonal study
    P reaching
    P reparation
    P erserverance
    P rayer

    They forgot the most important one .... PUKE!!!

  • XOCO
    XOCO

    i find that to be very cute and amusing LOL!!!

  • AudeSapere
    AudeSapere

    Wow! I remember that from the mid-70's~~!!

    -Aude.

  • loosie
    loosie

    I had hoped that sending JW jokes to the person that sends this stuff would have stopped her from forwarding these to me. But I was wrong.

  • JK666
    JK666

    In the Theocratic garden of the the organization, it is filled with vegetables - the I.Q.'s proove it!

    JK

  • Stealth453
    Stealth453

    PUKE!!!!!!!

  • journey-on
    journey-on

    Send her these recipes back and make her gag, too:

    LIFE'S RECIPE

    1 CUP OF GOOD THOUGHT

    1 CUP OF KIND DEEDS

    1 CUP OF CONSIDERATION FOR OTHERS

    3 CUPS OF FORGIVENESS

    2 CUPS WELL BEATEN FAULTS

    Mix these thoroughly and add tears of joy and sorrow and sympathy for others. Fold in

    4 cups of prayer and faith to lighten other ingredients and raise the texture to great heights

    of Christian living. After pouring into all your life, bake well with the zeal of kindness and

    serve with a smile.

  • moomanchu
    moomanchu

    That was so corn-y

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