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ex-nj-jw

sweetface2233

Augh...just like the PASS word

Prayer

Association

Study

Service

95stormfront

I prefer to think of the WT as the organization in which men stab each other in the back over the trifecta of P's.

Prestige

Pu$$y

Power

Stripped of all that "cotton candy crap" they spout out from their stacks of WT magazines, this is all their leadership really cares about.

Gopher

LOOSIE -- Maybe if you send the following to your friend, it will halt the flow of e-mail:

Jehovah's Witness Garden

We Witnesses are actually cultivating a spiritual garden, which includes four vegetables and 3 rows of each vegetable.

The 4 vegetables are: Peas, Squash, Turnip and Lettuce

3 rows of peas:

Pomposity
Pretentiousness
Pickiness

3 rows of squash:

Squash your dreams
Squash normal family life
Squash making anything of yourself in this life

3 rows of turnips:

Turnip your nose at reasonably different ideas
Turnip whenever there's a multi-level marketing ploy
Turnip at people's houses to bug them Saturday mornings

3 rows of lettuce:

Lettuce keep hoping for the violent death of all non-JW's
Lettuce keep ignoring any problems in the organization
Lettuce keep deluding ourselves that we have the 'only truth'

SacrificialLoon

Don't forget the beets!

Beet your mind into submission.
Beet the kids in the bathroom when they fidget.
Beet your feet peddling literature!

Nosferatu

My cat pooped in the Theocratic Garden.

A Theocratic Garden ***gag alert*