My company had a dinner party at a country club this weekend, a few people got wasted and totally out of control, one guy was hitting on women and men, he walked up and told me that I was so sexy, that we had to dance, he told my wife that I was a very sexy guy, this dude is our electrician, next, one couple got drunk and broke up, my wife and I found her later that night laying on a street corner about a mile away, pretty bad because she was wearing a short skirt and showing off the goods. Another guy was passed out in the greens, and in front of the country club several people threw up, one of our project managers wife was pass out with her head on the curb, another chick who was a GF of one of our technicians fell face first into the bushes. My wife and I were the only sober ones in the whole bunch, when the limo came to pick everyone up I was talking to the manager of the country club and it appears that my boss has only been a member for 2 weeks, so funny, well I guess you just had to be there.
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by coffee_black 23 Replies latest social humour
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ninja
sounds like there was a spark between you 2.....he was trying to get wired into you........insert your electrician jokes here
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John Doe
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
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coffee_black
erynw,
That's the one I was trying to post! You're amazing!
John Doe,
That is hilarious! Gonna share that one!
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