If I

by John Doe 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    I would walk around and kick you in the head.

  • horrible life
    horrible life

    I wanted this reply to be on something special. But damn it, this was just too funny. My first thought when I read John's post was,

    Then when I saw that somebody had responded, I had to look. I need some rib bandages now!!!!!

  • John Doe
  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Congratulations horrible life! I'd start a thread, but I've already started two. ;-)

  • erynw
  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    I'd stand on you like a chair and get a cookie out of the cupboard

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    You could use a haircut. A good dentist wouldn't hurt, either.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    I love your new avatar, JD.

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    reminds me of the time my husband half-mooned Half Moon Bay - only dropped his drawers half way.

  • changeling
    changeling

    Is this your idea of foreplay?

    changeling

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