by skeeter1 33 Replies latest jw friends
My wife and I both agreed to not have any funeral but to have a rememberance party with copius drinking and every type of junk food that is available.
So even if my death is hoax it's a win-win for everyone since you guys don't need any excuse to drink like fish.
Prop Me Up Beside The JukeboxJoe Diffie
Well I ain't afraid of die'n,It's the though of being dead
I wanna go on being me once my eulogys been read
Don't spread my ashes out to sea, don't lay me down to rest
You can put my mind to ease if you fill my last request
Prop me up beside the jukebox when I die
Lord I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
prop me up beside the jukebox when I die
Just make your next selection and while your still iin line
You can pay you last respects one quarter at a time
Prop me up beside the jukebox when I die
Lord I wanna go to heaven but I don't wanna go tonight
fill my boots up with sand put a stiff drink in my hand
prop me up beside the jukebox when I die
Oh prop me up beside the jukebox when I die
I'm with Xena....
I want to come back as a diamond....At least one carat please!
r.
Mrs F here - no funeral, cremate and throw the ashes around in the high mountains.
However, if Mr F insists on a cermony of some sort, a traditional New Orleans funeral with the musicians walking down our little street here out in the sticks. There are some of those bands that could be brought up from the nearest city. No body in a coffin, however. The coffin could be a big ice chest full of beer, have a nice picnic down at the lake after.
If Mr. f couldn't bring himself to cremate me, then he would have to freeze dry me in a flying position ( like superman), and hang me from a tall pine out in the yard. I would be FREE as a bird!!!
WOW ! My stunning comedic bride ! Can't match that ! Gawd! Don't even want to think what she'll do with me if I croak ! I just want to have my ashes stuffed into a pillow for her to sleep on ! LOL! Are we weird or what ? Mrs. Flipper thinks it's normal ! Peace out, Mr. & Mrs. Flipper
I plan a closed casket with "white flowers only" around it. A paid speaker will read the eulogy I have written and what I want from anyone, including the folks on the JWD, is in the last paragraph of the graveside portion of my eulogy.
"Death,,,harsh and however harsh it has found us, is permanent. I have always accepted that. Fitting, this is the place where we must say our final goodbye. Before you leave this place, grace the passionless white flowers with your touch and leave your sadness with them. Take with you a flower of color that represents the passion you most enjoy, and feel. Share it. Know that we will never meet again. Know that while I was here with you, I loved you".
DJK
Cremation. Then I want my friends to throw handfuls of me at people I didn't like and shout "Priest says g'bye"
If by the time I die, I havent done anything for you, you dont have to do anything for me.
If you die?
Don't you mean when you die?
Order some pizza and beer, and tell my kid I went fast and it didn't hurt (even if it isn't true).
If I can work it out, I'll just cremate myself.
In my case, I'd like you to plant a tree/plant (even an anti-mosquito plant would do) in your yard. Watch it grow for me. Or, you can donate to a small charity. I like the Turtle Hospital on Marathon Key, Florida.
Skeeter - You haven't started giving your possessions away, have you?
