I'm giving the CO a "green-handshake" tonight! HELP!

MinisterAmos

I'm planning on giving him T W O Dollars! and I plan on making a H U G E deal of it as I secretly tickle his palm with the bills.

Any hints? I'll be leaving soon.....

journey-on

as I secretly tickle his palm

That's too funny!!

changeling

Please don't embarass yourself...

changeling

Finally-Free

Damn! I thought you were planning to sneeze into your hand just before shaking his.

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RollerDave

I'm not at all certain what the point is, but it sounds funny.

I'll reserve my opinion until I know more.

RD

Doubting Bro

That's great! Make sure you fold it up so that he'll think its a lot more than it really is. Hey, didn't you bust his chops earlier this week asking him who the leader of the Christian congo is?

If you're trying to piss him off, I think this just may do the trick!! Can I ask, are you an elder? They seem to always expect the elders to give them the green handshake. I only did it once but my wife & I gave him a card with cash and suggested that he & his wife go to dinner. That was the only CO I really liked.

How about giving him a gift wrapped paperback Bible and write sometime corny on the inside cover!!

MinisterAmos

The sneeze thing isn't a bad idea, but the reason for doing it is that my wife doesn't believe that they are such whores that they accept cash gifts from the Bros.

I've already alerted her to my scheme.

I'm also arriving early enough to park my Ferrari at the entrance so the good CO makes the connection. This is the same A S S that ordered a Dub mom with two babies to wait outside in the rain because one was cying. (Korean congo was utilizing the baby room and the library is for Elders only, the Mom later told everyone who would listen before she DAed that her babies were NOT going to "live in the crapper")

Fun Times!

OnTheWayOut

I feel for you, but don't agree. You are acting like the customer in a restaurant who received
lousy service. If you leave no tip, you are cheap. The waitress misses the point. You feel
that you have to leave the lousy tip of one penny, that way, she gets the point. It's not the
same with the green handshake. You are not obligated, nor truly expected to give money to
your C.O. That means that any gesture can be considered good- be it two dollars or twenty.
I suppose you could give the copper handshake to him, same as the waitress.

If you are leaving soon, then leave. If you need to say something, do it when you leave. If
you absolutely must tell this C.O. something, then say it and leave now. Otherwise, write
a letter. If you think it will have an effect, it probably won't.

The penny works for the waitress if she gets enough of them. Only one customer- it doesn't
work. If you think several others are on the verge of telling him off, maybe it will work, but
likely, they are all kissing his rear end.

Sorry if that wasn't much help.

OnTheWayOut

my wife doesn't believe that they are such whores that they accept cash gifts from the Bros.

You posted that while I was answering. Just ask him in front of your wife if he accepts
cash gifts. Let him explain it. Then answer, "Okay, I was just asking."

MinisterAmos

MEh it might fly over his head OTW, but my wifey will get the point.

If he can appreciate the waitress analogy (you're dead on) so much the better.

Cheers and see ya tomorrow!

I'm giving the CO a "green-handshake" tonight! HELP!

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