I'm giving the CO a "green-handshake" tonight! HELP!

by MinisterAmos 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    If you are making a point w your wife, why not make it a reasonable amount? Or, if you really wanna make the point, be generous.

    S

  • marmot
    marmot

    Donate some of those novelty million dollar bills.

  • Justitia Themis
    Justitia Themis

    Give him a check; see if he cashes it. Then you will have proof should your wife doubt you.

    Justitia

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Many are bold enough to slip the money right into a C.O.'s hand.

    Many want to get credit for the donation, so they give the C.O. a card in an envelope,
    or just a note in an envelope.

    If you give him money, then make a big deal of him taking it, it really makes you look
    bad. You either wanted credit, or just had some strange problem.

    How does your wife believe that they don't take cash? All the way up, they are sworn to
    serve Jehovah before all financial concerns. That means almost the same as the swearing
    to poverty of the Catholic church. Such dedication means they justify accepting any
    donation, even two dollars, since they gave up so much.

  • Junction-Guy
    Junction-Guy

    Hey, they do make play money with Charles Russell's pic on it.


    I say give him a NWT wrapped up in some nice wrapping paper and surprise him--LOL

  • knock knock
    knock knock

    Ask for change. Like .37 back or something. Make him do some math.

  • 95stormfront
    95stormfront

    You really think he'd know how?

  • JK666
    JK666

    Thirty pieces of silver sounds more appropriate. JK

  • lawrence
    lawrence

    Give him a tip - "get the hell out of the cult!"

    As far as giving him money, find a few counterfeit bills, and give those to him. Let him explain all of his morals to a shopkeeper as they tell him his money is bad.

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    OK, here I go, getting serious again. But, really. Why? To show contempt for him and what he represents? I think it is beneath us. This (trying to help others see through the Watchtower publishing company.) is a serious subject with me. I see this kind of thing as the first step on the road the Haszardville. So what if you slip him 2 bucks? He might well remember you in his prayers and accept the gift in the spirit of the widows mite. Meanwhile you go off with a giggle and a smirk "I guess I showed him!" ha ha. It's silly, IMHO.

    Why not slip him a copy of the letter to elders that was posted here a few days ago? Got the balls?

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