got a better one for ya...........
friend of mine...... ok ok idiot friend of mine.
came home seriously late, like 3 or 4 in the morning, probably snuck out in the first place. didnt have his key or had lost it so he was fiddleing with the door to the kitchen to get inside his parents house...... his dad hears someone attempting to break in the kitchen so he comes down stairs in the pitch black........ yells "WHOS THERE" his son is pissed he got caught so he says "WHO DO YOU THINK"................
(insert shotgun being pumped sound effect).............................. "ITS ME DAD ITS ME DONT SHOOOOOOOOOOOT"
told you he was an idiot