Microsoft Strangeness

by AlphaOmega 22 Replies latest social humour

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  erynw

  Number 1 & 2 worked, but 3 didn't.

  Did you type it with no spaces? =rand(10,5)
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  John Doe

  Yup, copied and pasted, then typed it in letter for letter. Nada. This is word 2004 (I think) if that makes a difference.
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  erynw

  Yup, copied and pasted, then typed it in letter for letter. Nada. This is word 2004 (I think) if that makes a difference.

  Should work for 2003 and later.

  Try this, highlight text in a word document, hold down the shift key and press the F3 button. buwahahaha, just kidding. I use this function all of the time.
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  AlphaOmega

  Try this, highlight text in a word document, hold down the shift key and press the F3 button. buwahahaha, just kidding. I use this function all of the time.

  I like that too
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  JeffT

  There are a couple of others, or used to be. One involved a secret portal in excel. Living in microsoft territory I have a ready made explanation for all of this: we're dealing with people who think that sitting in an office writing code at 3 in the morning is a cool way to spend your life.
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  Sad emo

  Eryn I just noticed that this smiley looks strikingly like your avatar - I bet you invented it didn't ya??
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  Priest73

  um. Buy a Mac.
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  erynw

  Eryn I just noticed that this smiley looks strikingly like your avatar - I bet you invented it didn't ya??

  <------- yeah, except I lost my eyes in an unfortunate laboratory experiment. It was Eclipse's fault.

  um. Buy a Mac.

  mmmmmmm...big macs...yummy
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  memario

  <------- yeah, except I lost my eyes in an unfortunate laboratory experiment.

  oh an experiment you say?

  yeah it's all fun and games until some one losses an eye eh?

  I told you you will go blind if you don't cut that out!!

  mem
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  free2beme

  #2 DID NOTHING

  THE REST DID, COOL