If you worship Elvis, or do the Twist, you are going to Hell? I will try to remember these words the next time I am in a mosh pit.
JK
elvis idolatry
by ninja 22 Replies latest jw friends
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ninja
yep they quote good old geoff as not doing the (voodoo) twist and yet he plays a voodoo henchman in james bond..........p.s nice memory work snowby....ya wee swot
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snowbird
Nice work Snowbird - I told you that you had a good memory !
I qualified for Jeopardy! once, but was too ill to follow through. My baby girl was 2 weeks old.
She was born via c-section, I was like in major pp depression, and felt lower than a dead dog.
Sylvia
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ninja
depressed swot
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AWAKE&WATCHING
I was so full of their s**t that I made my daughter quit listening to Debbie Gibson.
Then I found out she was listening to Def Leppard at an elder's house.
I really regret being a crazy unreasonable biotch. Those bastards.
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dinah
I like Elvis. You can still hear him sing if you have a stereo
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Kudra
Ha! This reminds me of a total snafu at our hall...
Background: An elders wife, we'll call her "Prudence" was totally gaga for Elvis. Everyone knows this in the hall. The brother giving the talk this night and his wife are pretty close to Prudence and her husband.
So, the youngish brother was giving a talk about the coming of the king (Jesus) opened it up by saying, "Yes, we are all very excited about the coming of the king -and no, Prudence, it's not Elvis."
OOOOMMMMGGGG. She stood straight up and stormed off down the aisle...
tee hee hee.
It was hilarious. She teases EVERYONE but sure can't take it.
She was the quintessential gossiping elders wife. ha ha she sure got hers. :P -
compound complex
Hi, da ninj:
The opening quotation reminded me of 17-year old "Andreas," whose authorative commentary about Jehovah's organization being the best in the world gave all us oldtimers pause. Out of the mouth of babes ... www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/125673/1.ashx
I am burning all my Elvis albums at dawn. No matter the statewide burning ban - I want to do the will of the GeeBee and rid myself of demon control. BTW, ninj - how's Godzilla? Has she finally accepted you?
Thank you very much.
Hokey Cokey
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And then there was Emanuel, who admitted his mistake and is now a happy man!
www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/135836/1.ashx
Tears well up in my eyes even as we speak,
CoCo