by Homerovah the Almighty 67 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Lets have some fun and title your very own copy of the Awake or Watchtower magazine
I'll start off with a couple of my own :
Lend Your Money to Jehovah To Gain Everlasting Life
Good Times To Be Had Armageddon Next Week
The Worst Dressed Spirit " Satan The Devil "
armageddon....aka extreme home makeover
$ Kingdom Halls Really are Banks $
Monopolizing God The Right Way
God's Company Profits Rose Dramatically in Last Quarter
Appreciating More Fully The Shifting Sands of Jehovah's Organistion
Commercializing Fear and Ignorance We Did it First
New Beth Sarin To Be Built in New York next To Masonic Hall
If they keep getting new light ... then about 50 years from now :
Sex Before Marriage -
Its not just for Christmas.
All Your Money and Time Now- The Only Guarantee of
Mansions, Perfect Health, and Never Facing Death Later.
Also in this issue: GREED, Don't Let it Rule Your Life
Good one Crumpy
Watchtower Society Buys Country Everyone Must Leave
Sex Before Marriage -Its not just for Christmas.
LMAO!
How about ...
Same-sex relationships-
Why Christians Must Be Discreet
or
Tithing-
Why Twenty Percent is the Mark of True Christainity
