Bethelite Rushed to Hospital after Eating a Dozen Watchtowers, Says He Was in Need of More Spiritual Food
Title Your Own Copy of The Awake Magazine
by Homerovah the Almighty 67 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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spiritboi
Guidance from Unseen Spirits Helps Many
Also in this issue :
Reliable advice for getting guidance from unseen spirits
Witnessing with the help of unseen spirits
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spiritboi
Be Glad!Your Deliverance Is Getting Near!!!
2 spiritboi chapter 24 verse 14:
"When you see these titles, hold your head up. JW deliverance from the watchtower is getting near. This good news of deliverance must appear in all discussion boards and the end of watchtower will come."
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Homerovah the Almighty
Pictures Found of Russell and Rutherford Caught in a Sex Act , Bethelites Want to Know Why ?
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AWAKE "Billions now living....will soon will be DEAD!"
WATHTOWER "How Jehovah is the God of Love!"
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Homerovah the Almighty
Top Ten Lame Excuses Why The Watchtower Society Predictions Never Came True
1. C. T. Russell measured the Great Pyramid with his hands, found to be inaccurate
2. Judge Rutherford was dyslexic, year 1925 should have read 2525 instead
3. C. T. Russell refused to wear glasses, says it made him look girlie
4. Poor translation of the ancient Greek Scriptures, no one at Bethel could read or write Greek
5. Freemasons moved in on GB members wanted a piece of the action
6. Bets were made in 1969 that the Society could pull in 100 million before the end of 1975
7. Nathan knor had a very small penis and needed all the power he could get his hands on
8. For a short time Satan the Devil was a GB member, everyone thought he was Raymond Franz
9. Year end bonuses were given out to GB members based on fiscal performance
10. Judge Rutherford wanted mankind to die so he could start procreating again just like Adam
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Homerovah the Almighty
Witnesses Invade Hardware Stores Asking for Any New Light
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Homerovah the Almighty
Watchtower Society Denies Any U.N. Involvement, Says What is a U.N. ?
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Homerovah the Almighty
God Sends E-mail Says Will Destroy Any Organization That is Making a
Profit from His Word ! ( this will be a discontinued issue before release )
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Homerovah the Almighty
Shit Hits the Fan !
Jesus shows up at Headquarters and Asks " What do you Mean No Blood Transfusions I Told You To Love One Another ! "