Once upon a time an Elvis impersonator, a yak and a hamster travelled to Zimbabwe to find a delicatessen. Upon arriving in Zimbabwe the Elvis Impersonator and Hamster riding on the yak happened upon a strange building. "Perhaps this is the delicatessen we have been searching for!" exclaimed the hamster. "Uh-huh-huh." replied the elvis impersonator. So they dismounted from the yak and entered the building. In the building the intrepid group discovered rows upon rows of corned beef and pastrami. They had many sandwiches, and lived happily ever after. THE END