Religion in a Nutshell
Taoism: crap happens.
Buddhism: if crap happens, it's not really crap.
Islam: if crap happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islamofascist Islam: if crap happens, YOU deserve it.
Protestantism: crap happens if you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: why does crap always happen to us?
Hinduism: this crap happened before.
Catholicism: crap happens because you are bad.
Hari Krishna: crap happens, Rama Rama!
T.V. Evangelism: send us more crap! Use money orders!
Atheism: there is no crap.
Jehovah's Witnesses: knock, knock: if you don't buy our crap you are going to be in the worst crap in human history.
Hedonism: crap is Good! Rock on!
Christian Science: all crap is just in your mind.
Mormonism: if we can get through all this crap we will be GODS!
JimJonesism: if you don't like my crap, drink this!
Scientology: you can buy your way out of crap.
Agnosticism: maybe crap happens, maybe not.
Existentialism: crap depends on how you look at it.
Stoicism: I don't give a crap about crap.
Deism: God created this crap and he doesn't give a crap anymore.
Southern Baptists: you deserve to have major crap ruin your life if you use makeup or dance. Especially if you are male.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this crap!
Farkelism: it is ALL crap!
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