Religion in a Nutshell

by Farkel 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Why? The person one would confess to is also doing that crap, and his advice is therefore hypocritcal crap. Why share your crap with another one who can "forgive" you of your crap, but who also is doing the same crap and HIS confession to his Boss is also doing the same crap is also silly, ad infinitum? Just do your crap and if it doesn't hurt anyone else, don't worry about it. Let the Watchtower Printing Corporation sort it out! Trust me! EXCELLENT reply. LOL

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    Wicca: As long as your crap harms none, Do What Ye Will.

    Hmmmm.

    Sounds very much like:

    Just do your crap and if it doesn't hurt anyone else, don't worry about it.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Good copy and paste job, Fark. Not original but I like your presence here.

  • AGuest
    AGuest

    peace to you (and where/how have you been)!!

    confess that crap Why?

    Well, because, while it's true that, like everyone else, your "crap" has some "corn" in it, as well as some other "artificially-flavored" ingredients... unlike everyone else... you didn't try to hide that fact. Instead, you actually told everyone ("Hey, look, CORN!! And 'processed cheese food!' Well, whadya know: my 'crap's' got some... crap... in it, too"!)

    So what? So... when the "lights" come on (and they will come on - sooner... or later), and they're all standin' around poking through each other's crap... and GASPING... at what they find as well as at the contents of their own "crap" (which actually has MORE "corn" in it... as well as several known "artificially-flavored" fillers)... and feeling ASHAMED ('cause they'd always led everyone to believe their "crap" was pure "beef" - no corn, no fillers, and certainly nothing "artificial" whatsoever)... they WON'T be lookin at YOUR crap! Why? 'Cause everybody's seen your "crap"! ("Nothing new to see here, folks; so, move along.") Heck, it may have even gotten to the point where they started asking you NOT to show them your "crap" any longer - no more sensationalistic value!

    The truth is that people who have nothing to hide, hide nothing, dear Daddy-O. And if we, ALL of us, would simply learn to accept one another... "corny crap" and all (which certainly does not mean condoning "corn" consumption, but DOES mean forgiving and showing mercy to our fellowman... because we are, all of us... consumers of "corn")... those who "hide" their "crap"... most probably wouldn't. Save true criminals (those who LOVE "bad")... and hypocrites, of course.

    I bid you the greatest of love and peace.

    Your servant, sister and a slave of Christ

    Shel

    PS Holla! (That's what my daughter would say)

  • Cicatrix
    Cicatrix

    ROFLMAO!!!!!

    Yay, Farkel's back

  • Cicatrix
    Cicatrix

    Lol, Sirona,

    And you didn't even use the word "fluffy bunny" once

  • BlackPearl
    BlackPearl

    All this talk about crap, I gotta go........

    And no....I ain't checkin' if there's corn in there

  • justhuman
    justhuman

    ????

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