Invited to a baby shower-by someone who hates me

by Angry_Kangaroo 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • JWdaughter
    JWdaughter

    In respect for the men's long friendship, have your husband give his friend whatever gift you choose for the BABY, with the comment "Wife isn't going to make it to the shower, but she wanted junior to have this. . ."

    The kids may all be friends for years, and try not to hold their parents (esp. the mom) against them.

    Shelly

  • Scully
    Scully

    An alternate suggestion to the condoms and birth control pills for the parents:

    Send a package of Depends™ for the mom, seeing as how she is so full of $h!t.

  • BIG D
    BIG D

    SEND A GIFT, BUT SOMTHING REALLY CHEAP!!!!!!!!

    BIG D

  • Scully
    Scully

    I had another thought:

    There's a second-hand shop near my place (Salvation Army runs it) and the last 3 or 4 times I've visited the store (this is since May of this year), I've seen this HUGE stuffed Pokemon doll - a Pikachu, I think - for $5. Nobody has bought it, because it has a spot of vomit on it. I would totally get that for someone who hates me. I may even try to get rid of the vomit stain before I give it to them, depending on my mood.

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