Good thread!
OK DF'd stories...hhhmmmmmmmmm
1st time for me kinda sucked. I was drunk at the JC meeting (not "sloppy", but had a good beer buzz on) so I honestly don't remember every detail except that at the end my ass was DF'd!
2nd time...I really tried to not get DF'd (turned on the water works, the whole 9 yards) But alas, did not work. 30 minutes later...DF'd again.
The interesting thing here is that out of the collective 6 elders in my JC's (2 completely seperate JC's, different congs.) presently one is dead, the other 5 no longer active. Another interesting factoid...and this is the TRUTH....one of the elders in my initial JC is now DF'd himself. The reason: Getting "handsy" with the younger "sisters" in the congregation....one of these "sisters" was my girlfriend that I was DF'd for schtuping! Boggles the mind! ahhhh the memories.