I need the date for the 2008 Memorial (page 2)

OnTheWayOut

LOL. I could use a date while my wife is at the Memorial- a dinner or a movie, but not a
romantic liason. LOL.

purplesofa

LOL, I read it wrong.........I thought you needed A date

I was gonna suggest a blowup doll

yikes

purps

edited to add: No offense to your wife, please

Finally-Free

I'm tempted to go to the memorial™ and discreetly give out chocolate Easter eggs to the kids.

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What-A-Coincidence

I don't date men but I don't have nothing against that.

Farkel

: I don't want to go. I want to make plans for the year's vacations.

That would be sundown on Nisan 14, whatever the hell THAT means. I think it is named after a car made in Japan.

Glad to help.

Farkel

WTWizard

Here is the confusing way they calculate the Crapmorial (yes, this is probably going to look more at home with OBVES).

The day of Nisan 1 is the new moon that precedes the first full moon after the vernal equinox. Counting from there, the 14th is usually (but not always) on the full moon. That is the day they hold the wastefest that they count as the most exciting event of the whole year. It can also go out of sync if the new moon happens after sundown. The whole thing is as confusing as possible so they can make people come by ambushing them with those crapts.

What I do know is that the full moon falls on March 21, which is Friday. Easter is March 23. And, if the full moon happens after the sundown, it could possibly fall the next day. All I know is that it is a total waste of time to even bother showing up and hearing the same crap talk and see the plate of stale crackers and glass of spoiled grape juice that I have seen every time.

I need the date for the 2008 Memorial

OnTheWayOut

purplesofa

Finally-Free

What-A-Coincidence

Farkel

WTWizard

primitivegenius

justhuman

blondie

OnTheWayOut

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