Standing outside a pub smoking a cig and along comes an elder...

FreedomFrog

I go to this pub (sort of like a Cheers TV kinda pub) and since we can't smoke in there we have to step outside. Last Tuesday (on a meeting night) an elder all dressed up walks past me on the same side walk. He glances at me so I gave a nod gester. He turned his head away as if I had the worse kind of plague there was. What is a bit funny is he knows me very well. In fact, he was on my JC in 2002. I have not been DF or DA. This has been a week now and I haven't received any calls/visits from them.

Damn, I wanted that call just so I can be DF'd...lol I think I'm "in" for life unless I take the action....heehee.

dinah

If being seen by an elder smoking outside a pub doesn't get ya df'd then you may be a lifer. LOL.

marmot

Busted! Heh heh, I've always wanted to catch an elder coming out of the Adult section at the video store.

Superfine Apostate

that means you'll go to paradise and don't even want it :P

solidergirl

This funny I think I'll smoke a cig before I do my daily run. One thing for sure their definitely talking about u behind the scenes.

FreedomFrog

that means you'll go to paradise and don't even want it :P

Way too funny Super. lmao....I now have to get a paper towel to wipe all the coffee I just spewed on the monitor from laughing. heehee.

dinah, I think you're right...when I first started coming out I wanted to just "fade"...well, be careful for what you wish for. I did manage to "fade" but the fading didn't really work since the point of it was to keep my parents. They treat me as if I'm DF anyway. Marmot, that would be funny as h***! I can imagine it now and the studdering trying to explain why they are there...lol What can a girl do to get DF??? Heehee...I could go to the KH and stand at their door and smoke, that may do it.Solid, I'm very sure they are talking about me behind the scene...probably on, "ok guys, she's wasn't in our KH so let the others that she was in deal with it"

FreedomFrog

Marmot, that would be funny as h***! I can imagine it now and the studdering trying to explain why they are there...lol

Oh, you mean YOU...not the elder...I just woke up and haven't drank my full cup of coffee just yet...lol That would be funny too.

Superfine Apostate

> What can a girl do to get DF??
oh, i'd have a few ideas - let me know if you need any help ;)

justhuman

go the following field service at your cong dressed up well and your sins are forgiven my child...

primitivegenius

wait about half way through the meeting and burn one in the kingdom hall......... then about 2 minutes before the end.......... during the final prayer........ pop the top of a can of beer............... pssssssshhhhhhhht..... if that dont do it......... during the watchtower study pull out an ADULT magazine and start um....... UNDERLINEING it lol..........oh oh even better raise your hand and make a comment holding the porn mag........... if they will even call on u lol

Standing outside a pub smoking a cig and along comes an elder...

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