Standing outside a pub smoking a cig and along comes an elder...

by FreedomFrog 20 Replies latest jw friends

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  WTWizard

  Funny thing, I went to Wal-Mart once and Target twice, each time coming out with a basket that had a lot of tinsel garland and other Christmas decorations. I also went to the supermarket and had a dozen trips where I came out with one or more Christmas items. And not once has any of the hounders seen any of it. Not even a pioneer "sister"!

  I guess they really are out in street work at 5:30 in the morning and all meet at the Kingdumb Hell at 9:00 AM. It has to be such, since all the trips except the Wal-Mart trip were between 8 and 8:45 AM and not near a Kingdumb Hell. The Wal-Mart trip was about 9:30 AM, when they would all be exiting the Kingdumb Hell for door to door work. I guess I will have to try a Saturday afternoon at Wal-Mart if I really want to get disfellowshipped.
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  OnTheWayOut

  Ya can't smoke at the Kingdom Hall either. If you really want to get DF'ed for this, stand outside the Hall
  with the cigar.
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  FreedomFrog

  I'll get back at ya there for ideas Super...lol...

  I think you're right Just, I'm even forgiven BEFORE I go, it seems, since they are not actively trying to seek me out...heehee

  Yer too funny Prim! I can see me now waving the porn mag. going "oh, oh...I know the answer...."...lmao

  WTW, I use to try to hide my holiday things...I haven't for a good while now. They seem to avoid me like a plague right now. That is, except for one that works at Kroger, she always gives me a hug though she's a strange one in that group.

  OTWO...maybe I can have a cooler there and offer one to each that comes out...hmmmm
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  FreedomFrog

  cig?

  cold one?

  anyone, anyone??

  I was just thinking, I wonder how many coming out of the KH door would take a beer...heehee I would have if I was offered one, but then again I was a bit rebelious.
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  emy the infidel

  Freedom Frog, don't be stingy--offer him a cig next time. That might do it.

  Then again, whatcha gonna do if he comes over takes it, bums a light too, then hangs around talking about what a crock of sh*t the whole "troof" thing is? Chances are a good 50/50 on that.
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  Blueblades

  I remember when they had smoke breaks at the kingdom hall. I think the Society had stocks in tobacco back then.
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  Superfine Apostate

  i would have taken a beer. one time there was a gilette-truck out in the parking lot (gilette is a brand of razors) offering to test their new product. as i'm always wearing a beard or unshaved, they approached me and i agreed - so instead of going to the meeting i sat in the parking lot and shaved, while everyone was passing by. lol.
  
  we had breaks too, until the CO stopped it, because "the society does not want that".
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  Priest73

  Hell. If only one person saw you, play the two witness rule. That'll REALLY chap his ass.
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  JK666

  If this yokel takes the Borg rules seriously, he cannot do anything about it without two witnesses. An INVESTIGATION may start! Just smoke a lot in public. Or do other naughty things in public. Let me know if you need any help.

  JK
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  JK666

  FF,

  I will go out and smoke one with you at Karaoke Night a week from Saturday.

  JK