Don't ya just hate it when . . . (page 3)

Tara

You're on a first date at a restaurant, you get up to use the ladies room, and, totally unbeknownst to you, come back to the table with long trail of toilet paper attached to your shoe. Everybody's laughing and you haven't a clue why.

brinjen

It's nearly midnight, you got home from work late, have to go back early the next day and the phone you use the alarm to wake you that you left charging for the last three hours didn't charge. Happening to me right now.

momzcrazy

You think you can FINALLY get a shower and the baby wakes up screaming.

You take your kids out of town for a concert and they start throwing up backstage.

You get to the checkout with a buggy full of groceries and you left your wallet at home.

momz

Finally-Free

...You sit down to a nice dinner you spent hours preparing, your legs and back are sore from being on your feet for hours, and realize you forgot an essential ingredient - your fork - and now you have to get up again.

...You just steam cleaned your rug and just before you put down some protection your bird wiggles his bum and drops a load.

...You've taken your prep drink for tomorrow's colonoscopy, run to the bathroom, and discover that you forgot to leave an extra roll of toilet paper there.

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WTWizard

When I am expecting a package of Christmas decorations from UPS, and Jehovah's Witlesses show up 30 seconds before the UPS truck does. They tie you up and force you to lose the package.

KW13

You're driving down the road on a very cold day. You have a wicked cold. You forgot the tissues. You sneeze into your hand and produce a large green blob of sticky snot. You rool down the window and try to shake it off, but it's so cold it just sticks even harder to your hand.
Happend to me in Colorado. Not my proudest moment. My son remembers it with glee.
changeling

I changed from Firefox to IE just to reply to your post will i lose my reward from God now because i will no doubt recieve praise for my sacrifice meaning i've had all i deserve?

I found your post particularly hilarious because i've partly been there myself; i've been having really serious conversations with people and i've somehow managed to disguise the fact there is this green stuff EVERYWHERE, even on my face so you walk away with your hand on your chin like your deep in thought, well yes i was deep in thought, i am thinking where will i put this snot.

compound complex

I hate it when I go to the market for one particular item, put it in the trolley [plus 20 spur-of-the-moment things], get to chatting up the clerk, then arrive home to find that that "one particular item" must still be on the checkout counter [it ain't in the car!].

I'm going to market shortly ... I may return to report my missing items.

CoCo

bem

when you get ready to pay for items purchased open your checkbook and there are no more checks in it! and you only brought in your checks.

FreedomFrog

You get into a checkout lane that has the least amount of people/things because you're in a hurry and the next checkout lane (that is now full that you justs passed up) is going faster than the one you're in.

ninja

when you're in an Italian restaurant and commend them on the lovely parmesan cheese on your spaghetti......and the waiter (who has severe dandruff) says....I didnt put any on your spaghetti!!!

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