Your chair makes a noise and people think you farted, but if you say it was the chair you just look even more guilty.
Don't ya just hate it when . . .
by Lady Lee 41 Replies latest jw friends
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mouthy
What I did yesterday went for a ride with friends, locked my door but forgot to take my keys!!!!
Had to go to the owner to get the Master key after the drive when I couldnt get back in -
onacruse
Your wife just mopped the floor and you walk in with your muddy shoes. The part of this I hate is when she beats me with the wet end of the mop!
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FreedomFrog
she beats me with the wet end of the mop!
Heehee, ok, that's too funny...(not the beating part) but the actual image I got in my head....LOL
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saywhat29
Omg, I actually hate when I have farted and somehow I can't blame it on another person or a chair because it was obvious that it was me, like when one sneeks out and you can't muffle it.
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sweetstuff
LOL @Coco's post about the groceries...
I feel your pain Coco, happened to me this week, but it was a whole bag of groceries that got left at the store, I had to go back to the store, after a very long day, they had put everything back, had to go find it all again, take it up to the counter, wait for managment to go thru the items to approve that it was in fact what they had put back. What a pain in the....
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FreedomFrog
they had put everything back, had to go find it all again, take it up to the counter, wait for managment to go thru the items to approve that it was in fact what they had put back. What a pain in the....
I'm surprised that they didn't just keep the bag up at the front or if there were cold things, stick it in the cooler. That's what we did when I used to work for Krogers when a customer left a bag.
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Clam
...when the police arrest you for being naked in a public place without even listening to your valid excuse.
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compound complex
YES, Sweetstuff! They do put everything back. But your pain is greater than mine as the clerk generally remembers "that one particular" item that he shelved.
We will seek to become more attentive in future ... won't we?
CoCo
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Lady Lee
You go into your favorite Chinese buffet restauant and someone at the table realizes that there is something moving in her plate of rice - like a cockroach
We opt to leave and the owner insists we pay for the soups and egg rolls we had.
I had already been discrete about it but when he suggested we just get another plate or pay for what we had (while I had a teenager who was about to throw-up all over the table) So I just talked louder and we left - no payment
She still has a hard time eating Chinese food in a restaurant