Putting up a symbol or a sign that pepper spray will be used on jws should work to keep jws away ;-)
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This is what happens when you tell people you used to be a JW.
by lisavegas420 26 Replies latest jw friends
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Satanus
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beksbks
Now why does that sound familiar.......................
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worldtraveller
That thing on the roof looks more like a chimney. So what is the reason Witnesses believe Jesus was duct taped onto a post instead of crucified? Why is" how" more important than "why"? Someone please explain. Thanks.
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momzcrazy
I put up Halloween decorations and no more drop-ins while in service!
momz
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MsMcDucket
When I tell people that I was a Jehovah's Witness, they ask me "How did you get out?!".
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Cicatrix
That's just too funny, lol.
When I tell people around here that, they don't really have the foggiest notion what JWs are all about. One of my fellow coworkers was telling me about a Christian women's weekend retreat she went to, and my boss said "surely you went to one of those in your missionary days." LOL
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White Dove
A flag keeps them away? It didn't keep me away, and neither did X-mas lights and deco's. Tresspassing signs didn't work, either. They figure that they are defying visual representations of Satan when going to a decorated house. What works? A big dog inside the fence. The sisters will say that the brothers can get that one, and they pass it up. All JW sisters are afraid of dogs at houses.
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nvrgnbk
Ask them calmly and quietly if they'll join you in a prayer to Satan as you extend your hands to each of them.
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Cicatrix
LOL! Praying to Satan didn't scare me off. I figured the person was just putting on an act.
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blueviceroy
LOL That would creep them out so bad !!
You are bad man, very bad man.