Who Runs Evolution?

by Satanus 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • drew sagan
    drew sagan
    Answer: females do ;) Heheh.

    Great answer!

  • serotonin_wraith
    serotonin_wraith

    I think the only time in the Bible it mentions anything about 'God-guided evolution' is when Yahweh tells his people to rape the young women of those they conquer.

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    I would say God does.

    Burn

  • Midget-Sasquatch
    Midget-Sasquatch
    Are you admitting that you really are a midget?

    I'm going to go with the notion that absolutes can be misleading, and that good things can come in relatively, yeah let me stress that relatively - as in "just came out of the pool" - small packages.

    Guess you gotta really know HOW to use it then, eh?

    LOL. This made me think of an old In Living Color skit of "The Head". A pretty funny parody of the Six Million Dollar man but in that case the cop got drastically injured in the line of duty and they could only come up with a few dollars "to rebuild him."

    I'll just keep those funny thoughts in mind.

  • proplog2
    proplog2

    Sperm is cheap. Eggs are expensive.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    The female of the species is more deadly than the male

    Reminds me of a song...

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=N-wIvsZBFhQ

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    “The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.”

    Friedrich Nietzsche quotes

  • blueviceroy
    blueviceroy

    In the immortal words of limp bizkit " I did it all for the nookie "

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Burn the ships.

    'I would say God does.'

    How does/did he do that? Could it be, like in the wt org, where females are primed to go for the 'spiritual giants'? Guys who are the best speakers, good at leading the service groups, give the best talks and are connected to other spiritual giants? Or, could it be as in the ot, where the men/fathers bought and sold daughters/women? Where the men passed them around, like furniture? Or, like in iran? Hmm, maybe you are right. Maybe, he does, in theocratic/patriarchal societies.

    S

  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    OK, now I get it (I think).

    Yeah, females go for the "fittest". Males do too though.

    Burn

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