What would you have "secretly" brought with you into the New System?

by JH 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • Casper
    Casper

    Ahhh... JH....

    okay... then I will sneak in a wireless network...and we can all share...

    Cas

  • sweetstuff
    sweetstuff

    Sweetstuff and her kids!!!!....oompa

    Umm, I don't play second fiddle to anyone Oompa and you already have a first fiddle.

  • 5go
    5go

    Nothing I would of looted what I wanted.

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Could I take a time machine in with me? I'm sure after a hard day of farming, building houses, and smiling, I'd like to get in my time machine and go back to when I could have a tender and juicy steak, go to a club, watch TV, or maybe do some of those things I never got to do all those years that I was a good JW.

  • JK666
    JK666

    A barrel of fine whiskey. If I were perfect and not an alcoholic anymore, I could drink and enjoy it.

    JK

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    Instead of chugging it like water? I do that with the first, enjoy the rest.

    momz

  • Frequent_Fader_Miles
    Frequent_Fader_Miles
    it would have to be my laptop (pray for internet) and my "Hubby"

    I agree. I'd bring my hubby too .... and my ovaries.

  • Happy Harvester
    Happy Harvester

    a never-ending rabbit habit

    all the massage oil I can find

    ex-lax

    all the Cymbalta I can find

    indoor plumbing

    plenty of condoms (to protect myself from the endless supply of perfect men)

    the entire stock of Kimberly-Clark and Tampax products

    P.S. All of Neil Gaiman's stuff, BEFORE he started writing novels . . .

  • JH
    JH

    Bad bad sisters.....

    I'll have to reconsider your application

  • Magick
    Magick

    a jehovah's witness?

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