What kind of angel was Satan?

by Leander 18 Replies latest jw friends

  • Francois
    Francois

    Somebody needs to get AGuest some Klonopin, or Valium, or something.

    I think Satan was a pretty big dog. Pretty high up on the food chain. Very persuasive. Lots of authority. Large, brilliant light. Created in perfection. Chose to call evil into being. Big fall from where he was sitting, standing or whatever.

    And I think there was only ONE arkangel cause there was only one ark. And it was full of bullshit.

    I have a natural revulsion to people who claim or imply they have all the answers. I think they should be taken out at dawn and pummeled into a state of semi-consciousness with a soggy copy of the Watchtower. Then they can say, "My lord that hurt." (Gives them another way to slip in yet another superfluous reference to my lord. I try to help out everywhere I can.)

    FT

  • Simon
    Simon

    He was a right angle, I mean angel... sorry, what was the question again?

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    SATAN:..HELLS ANGEL

  • AGuest
    AGuest

    Dearest Francois... peace to you!

    May I respond? Thank you.

    I think Satan was a pretty big dog. Pretty high up on the food chain. Very persuasive. Lots of authority. Large, brilliant light. Created in perfection.

    Absolutely. You are correct. Pretty high up... but STILL... in subjection. Thus, HIS requirement to 'take his station' before my Father, and 'render an accounting'... as well.

    Chose to call evil into being.

    No, actually evil... or 'bad'... already existed. Thus the Tree... of the knowledge of good... AND bad. Satan just chose to SERVE bad... and offer up 'sacrifices'... starting with Adam and Eve (who, by the way, went 'willingly')... TO 'bad'. To Death... the only other force that can contend... with Life. (Although while it does not seem so now, Death's 'contention' WILL end... and Death... WILL lose.)

    Big fall from where he was sitting, standing or whatever.

    Yup. Big one. Can you imagine, having some kind of eternal 'position' and power in the spirit realm... and losing it to a temporary and doomed 'position' in this one? Might be hard for some of us to imagine, but for those that can, kinda puts things in a better... uh, perspective, yes?

    And I think there was only ONE arkangel cause there was only one ark.

    Well, considering that the Ark of the Covenant was created 'after the pattern' shown Moses in the mountain... and IT had TWO cherubs... on ITS 'cover'... or 'propitiatory'... I think it safe to assume the original one had two cherubs as well. I mean, Michael is called an 'arkangel'... and Satan is also called the 'arkaick angel'... and that right there makes... well, two... so...

    And it was full of bullshit.

    Oh! I see... you were joking all along. I'm sorry, I thought you were serious because it DID appear that you weren't very far off the mark. (In truth, the 'earthly' Ark contained a jar of manna, Aaron's budded staff and the stone tablets on which was written the Law. The 'heavenly' one, however, when I saw it, contained an innumerable amount of 'seed', gold orb-like things, that were poured out... or 'thrown down'... to this realm from that one. It is also my understanding that ALL things 'created' came out of that Ark... that it is the 'womb' of my Father's 'wife'... the spirit realm. Today, however, the 'ark' is simply one's heart... the place where the 'law' is written, and which, above all other things, is to be most guarded.

    Anyway, if you WERE serious... so was I.

    I have a natural revulsion to people who claim or imply they have all the answers.

    The ONLY One I know who has 'all the answers', is my Father. For even the Son knows 'neither the day nor the hour'... yes? So, even HE didn't/doesn't know 'all things'. BUT... by means of the SPIRIT of my Father, both he... and WE... can be taught 'all things'. Yes?

    I think they should be taken out at dawn and pummeled into a state of semi-consciousness with a soggy copy of the Watchtower. Then they can say, "My lord that hurt." (Gives them another way to slip in yet another superfluous reference to my lord. I try to help out everywhere I can.)

    Methinks my personal reference 'irritates' you. I am sorry, truly. I do not use it with the intent to irritate, but to speak the truth. I wish I could be concerned with pleasing you... and others... but, in truth, my concern is in making sure that HE knows where I 'place' him in my life. That's it; that's all. I mean, when you speak of YOUR dad, you most probably say... "my dad", no matter WHO you're speaking to... or what about. Yes? Except with your brothers/sisters, at which time you might say "our dad" or just "Dad". Since not ALL here are my brothers/sisters, and those that are find no fault in my reference, I speak I as feel comfortable. Cool? Cool.

    Oh, and peace!

    A slave of Christ,

    SJ

  • cornish
    cornish

    It seems to be that the devils best friend is belief in the existence of him.
    Humans have justified all sorts of evil treatment of their fellows by claiming that Satan is abounding in that person.
    The WT Society scare their members by the belief that ex wits will mislead them because they speak satans deception,and this fear can shut peoples mind with deep prejudice,once you declare anyone of being alied with Satan they have no chance of a fair hearing,it also contributes to a black and white view of the world of those in the light and those mislead by the devil at opposing ends.
    I am starting to believe that belief in the devil is a very negative force.

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine
    I am starting to believe that belief in the devil is a very negative force.

    Much like belief in the Bible or anything in it as being from God.

    Does Satan wear a suit and tie
    Or does he work at the Dairy Queen
    does he listen to rock and roll
    Does he feed the mean
    ?

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Ahem, i was the deity's top agent, having brightness, intelligence and power beyond all others. A quality unique to me is flexibility. This enabled the deity to trust me with the more difficult tasks, which required ingenuity and different forms. The negative publicity that has come to be attatched to me during the last 2 millemiums is just part of my deep cover...oops, i shouldn't have said that. Anyway, you all will soon forget, soon forget, forget, forget...

  • drahcir yarrum
    drahcir yarrum

    Satan looked alot like Al Pacino.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    drahc

    Al was very cooperative.

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