Bumper stickers that will get you disfellowshipped

Mindchild

Just for fun tonight...bumper stickers I would love to see in J.W. parking lots:

Jehovah’s Witnesses aren’t the only true religion on earth…we just act like it

Jehovah God is coming and is SHE pissed

If going to meetings makes you a Witness, does going to the garage make you a car?

God is too big to fit in one religion

Witnesses are just a cult with more members

Darwin loves you

Come Armageddon brother, can I have your car?

Sorry I missed the Watchtower study, I’ve been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian

The best way to predict when Armageddon will come is to help create it

We want Xena for our Circuit Overseer

The Governing Body: Never have so few taken so much from so many for so long

I love my country but fear my religion

There is more to life than placing magazines

Snicker...Skipper

Mommie Dark

"God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him."

Outaservice

Related to 'bumper stickers' are licence plates.

I thought of ordering my next one to read......

YRUAJW

Maybe others can think of some good ones!

Outaservice (but still countin my time)

ARoarer

Honk if you're a Pedophile in Good Standing

Lionel_P_Hartley

Librarians bring out the Wild Beast in me

JWs get off on librarians with seven heads and ten horns

Librarians make better hookers

Bablyon the Bibliophile

Get out of her my people! Unless you want to share in her overdue fees

I'll do anything for a library card

Honk if you love Paul Hoeffel

There must be 666 ways to leave your UNlover

The UN gives great heads

I only did for the library card, Bro. Elder

Revelation's Rodeo! Riding the beast for 10 years

A Library Card too far

What part of "No blood" do you understand?

There's nothing like the smell of fire and sulphur in the morning

Where two or three are gathered together in your name, Elder Molester will be elsewhere

I brake for New Light or a Guardian article

Why would you belong to a religion that lies to you?

Sure you love Jesus, but do you love the organization?

What part of "this generation" don't you understand?

1914 years a Watchtower Slave

Rewriting history for 126 years!

If you can't fake the time, don't pioneer

I never met a householder I didn't wish was out

If you don't like these dates, we have other dates

ARoarer

I'm a pioneer, and I Break at all Duncan Donuts!

Field Service Sucks!

It's Fun to Shun

What did the D O say to the P O? F U!!!!

patio34

Religion stops a thinking mind.

ARoarer

A thinking mind questions spiritually abusive thinking

Skimmer

"Only Prisons Need Watchtowers"

"I Survived '75"

mommy

ROFLOL!

I love it guys Too early for me to think right now, but I did enjoy!
wendy

Blind faith can justify anything.~Richard Dawkins

Bumper stickers that will get you disfellowshipped

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