Bumper stickers that will get you disfellowshipped

by Mindchild 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • anewperson
    anewperson

    Keep them short to actually be put on bumperstickers. By the way you can buy blank bumperstickers in many office supply stores. Examples:
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  • Abaddon
    Abaddon

    God is too big to fit in one religion and I brake for New Light or a Guardian article are my faves...

    Howsabout;

    Jehovah's Witnesses...
    Down with cults, up with cunts!

    or

    Do oxymoron's believe in true religion?

    or

    I used to be a Jehovah's Witness, but then I got a life...

    or

    I used be a Jehovah's Witness, until I found the truth...

    or

    Don't SHOOT Jehovah's Witnesses... the stupid sods need your sympathy...

    or

    Jehovah's Witnesses; how can you take a religion that outlaws oral sex seriously?

    or

    Honk if you are a JW!
    (so we can laugh at your sorry ass)

    or

    Apostate on board!

    or

    I brake for people
    I accelerate for JW's

    or

    All along the Watchtower...
    ...told a pack of lies

    or

    Jehovah on board!

    or

    ... ah, I need a coffee...

    Keep on rocking in the free world...

  • teenyuck
    teenyuck

    "Honk if you survived '75... and then became an apostate"

    I wish I could think of some more....I did send these to my df'd father and sister, however. Hopefully, they will get a chuckle.

    Thanks for the laugh!

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    'Scuse me, but do you really stick these sort of things to the actual bumper?

    Or is this a US colloqialism and you really stick stickers on the rear windscreen?

    Englishman.

    Nostalgia isn't what it used to be....

  • TR
    TR

    Eman,

    Bumper stickers are stuck anywhere and everywhere on a car, but usually on the back bumper or window.

    Here's some:

    Got Cult? (WT Society)

    Kiss My Ass, Watchtower Punk Ass Bitch!

    JW Don't Do It Better, They Just Don't Do It!

    Need Blood? Don't Ask Me, I'm A JW

    Fuck You and the Buick LeSabre You Rode In On!

    I Brake for Apostates!

    I'm a JW, Don't Ask Me to Explain!

    TR

    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
    —Edmund Burke

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    The GB said it, I believe it, and that Settles it!~

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    The Faithful & Discreet Slave is Neither

  • fodeja
    fodeja

    Well, these are better suited as posters (or t-shirts!):

  • fodeja
    fodeja

    Hmmm. I wonder why nobody suggested this one:

    RELIGION IS A SNARE AND A RACKET

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    LOL! These keep getting better and better. I stand in awe of your apostate imaginations. hahaha

    One more I just thought of: "What has Jehovah Witnesses Done for Mankind?" ...NOTHING GOOD

    Skipper

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