Add your own biblical commandment (page 2)

jaguarbass

If it feels good, dont do it.

B_Deserter

Thou shalt not use thine binoculars to looketh upon the breasts of the women sitting below you at the District Convention

erynw

Hallucinations 5:23

Thou shall not ask for seconds when the emblems are passed around at the memorial.

WTWizard

Here is the only really necessary commandment, which all other rules would fit into:

Thalt not initiateth the use of force, threat of force, coercion, or fraud against thy neighbor nor his property. Use of force shalt be deemed proper only in defense to those who violateth the above.

LouBelle

If it feels good, dont do it.

Isayjah: Do it - do it well and take pictures

Dorktacular

I don't know if any of you have ever heard George Carlin's routine on the 10 commandments, but I like how he condensed all 10 into just 2 easy to understand commandments. Here they are:

1. Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie.

2. Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless of course they pray to a different invisible man than you.

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