YOU: It's okay if you think those old geezers in Brooklyn don't lie, honey. Someday you'll realize they're human.
YOU: Oh, honey, God's feelings weren't hurt when you didn't go to those meetings. They're hurt now because you're worshipping men, rather than him.
YOU: Honey, for someone so smart, wise, funny, did I mention handsome, can you tell me why you're so gullible?