Noah's Ark : Eaten!

by hamsterbait 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    It Noah took 120 years to build the Ark,

    How soon after the first logs were cut up would the first death watch beetles, woodworm, ichneumon flies, fungal rots start to eat at the Gopher wood? There were no insecticides or anti-fungals. or "WEATHER SEAL".

    Would such a rotted worm-eaten pile of junk even hold together on dry land. Let alone float for a little before it broke up. (such large wooden vessels break up above 150 ft approx)

    Okay, okay TLWIMWHWTP. (a little new years acronym)

    What IS gopher wood?

    HB

  • El Kabong
    El Kabong

    What a gopher gets first thing in the morning?

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    >>Okay, okay TLWIMWHWTP. (a little new years acronym)

    Great, just what the world needs. *Another* TLA... (ten-letter acronym)

    So c'mon, fess-up, what's it mean?

    Dave

  • badboy
    badboy

    GOPHER WOO MAY BE CYPRESS WOOD

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    badboy - you genius!

    Yo has just ' vented de first new witlessism of 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "GOPHER WOO" the crap made chiefly of beaks and claws fed to de "Gofors" at de Kingdumb Hell.

    As for the TLA - whys we no have a little compytishan to find de winner?

    HB

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    >> As for the TLA - whys we no have a little compytishan to find de winner?

    I'm more interested in knowing, than winning, so let me contribute what I have so far:

    TLWIMW could be "The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways"

    If so, then what is HWTP?

    Dave

  • Sad emo
    Sad emo

    Wasn't it lined with pitch though?

    That would've kept the critters at bay.

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    Almost there.

    HB

  • erynw
    erynw

    His wonders to perform! tada

  • badboy
    badboy

    I MEAN GOPHER WOOD

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